Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[yoshidude99]

Granted but then you lose your memory.

I wish I could beat Crash Twinsanity 100%

 

[Nabber]

Granted but then the game crashes and loses all it's save data.
I wish I have a who doesn't hate me, is smart, doesn't buck me off, etc.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Granted. He dies like in your avatar because you had to sacrifice him or you would both die.

 

[Nabber]

^ Wish?

 

[yoshidude99]

None

I wish the Shroobs help Mario and Yoshi

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but then they all stab each other in the back at the end.
I wish I was Chuck Norris. 8)

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but the real Chuck Norris would pwn you.

I wish for the most delicious angel hair spaghetti.

 

[Nabber]

Granted but it's so thin that you can't taste it.
I wish my hair was angel hair spaghetti.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I'd eat it all and you'd become bald.

I wish that I could hug a bear.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but since bears are Stephen Colbert's natural enemy, he would shoot you both with his gun, Sweetness.

I wish I had a Companion Cube.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but it would explode.

I wish you would answer the PM I gave you

 

[Nabber]

Granted but nothing else happens.

 

[UltraMario]

^Wish?

I wish I could fly.

 

[Nabber]

Granted but you crash into a tree.
I wish I was God.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but the real god would kill you.

I wish you would tell me what you want changed on your Fawful sprites.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted. It's a 100000000000000000x magnification of the sprite

 

[UltraMario]

^Your wish?

I wish for a taco.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, Cosmo poofs up a taco when you want anything else

I wish I can smile as evil and creepy as Timmy

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but it will be stuck that way forever.

I wish for to rule all of Wiki World.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but you get overthrown by an angry mob easily

I wish I can make good quality sprites faster

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I'd finish them already before you. 8)

I wish I could hug Bowser.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but when Bowser hugs you, he accidentally strangles you

I wish Bowser can breathe blue fire

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you'd be burned by the fire.

I my species could join the forums.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but every single member of your species gets banned

I wish I had pie

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I happen to pie you in the face.

I wish Baby Luigi clones could roam Earth and mutate all humans into other Baby Luigis.