Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Nabber]

Ummm... what is Sburb?

 

[Smashley]

Ummm... what is Sburb?

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I wish I had Sburb

Granted, you only have it in your dreams.

I wish that nabber knew what Sburb was.

 

[SKmaric]

Granted, but he never wants to hear that word again.

I wish that I never had to obey requests and orders.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. someone ungrants it.

i wish Mario was real.

 

[Smashley]

Granted. He turns evil and burns down your house.

I wish that I wasn't a little pissed right now.

 

[MCS]

Granted, I don't want to ruin that for my buddy.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

 

[SKmaric]

Granted. You now know what to wish for. But you used up your only wish and now you don't get a wish! MUHAHAHA!

I wish I could fall from great hights without hurting myself (therefore, not dying).

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted, but you lost it at your first jump.
I wish I could recolor.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, but then you don't want to recolor anything anymore.

I wish for a tasty cake that has nothing wrong with it.

 

[Smashley]

Granted. It falls in the toilet.

I wish that I could go to a concert.

 

[banjonator1]

Granted. It sucked terribly.

I wish for a 3ds.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but your eyes melt from too much 3D.

I wish that Mother 3 came to North America.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but it's for the Virtual Boy.
I wish for a Virtual Boy.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, but it doesn't work.

I wish my Black wasn't broken.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but you lose your obsession over Pokemon.
I wish for a pony.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

Granted you get one of the Apocalypse Ponies
I wish for the ability to grant my self unlimited consequence free wishes

 

[Snowstalker]

Granted. Your wishes are unlimited as long as they all involve carnivorous zebras eating your soul.

I wish to play a bug-free, working copy of Super Mario 3DS that includes all completed levels.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

Granted But you never get past level one
i wish to beat ever mario game

 

[Snowstalker]

Granted. However, there is no "ever Mario game".

I wish to become a global conqueror.

 

[ToxBox]

Granted, but your people will gonna hate you

I wish for Kirby Forum will have more users

 

[Paper Yoshi]

Granted, they're all bots.

I wish I had MK:DD!! (PAL version) and a European GameCube controller.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

Granted but your gamecube/wii quits working
I wish they would release Pikmin 3 for the Wii

 

[Nabber]

Granted but it doesn't have any of the awesome features the Wii U version has.
(They are making a Wii U Pikmin.)

I wish for a Golden Ticket.

 

[Zero777]

Granted, it's a bill

I wish I had an agenda

 

[Nabber]

Granted but all it is is hitting yourself in the head.

I wish I knew the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.