Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Ray Trace]

Granted but they mutate you into one of their kind

I wish I had Fairy Godparents

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I'm already the one who's grantin' ya wishes.

I wish to wish.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Granted. Nothing happens.

I wish you two would stop dueling each other in this thread. :D

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, I start dueling you

I wish Nintendo puts better music in their games

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but their music is already to awesome.

I wish for lotsa spaghetti.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, but you drown in all the spaghetti.

I wish it wasn't so late at night.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you start a timezone apocalypse.

I wish I got do the eekdance.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but people throw tomatoes at you and sticky stuff

I wish it wasn't so dark

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you'll be blind of too much sunlight.

I wish for you to post.

 

[Smashley]

Granted. The post is spammy.

I wish for whatever is behind curtain number 2

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, it's a man eating lion with a hint of Weegee and lemon juice

I wish I made a creation with a hint of Weegee and lemon juice

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but that would cause a nuclear explosion.

I wish to be a Posh.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but you suck at it

I wish you can not suck at being a posh

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I still suck.

I wish YOU GOTTA HELP US!

 

[MCS]

Granted, but Bowsa helps you instead.

I wish that I came back to this thread.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but you're already there.
I wish I had the power of teleportation.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you'd end up in lava.

I wish I could have Wario fart on this thread.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but then we'd all die from the smell.
I wish we had some class.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but nothin' happens.

I wish I had a jetpack.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but this happens.
I wish for WORLD DOMINATION! DOMINATOIN! DOMINATION! DOMINATION!

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you would fail epically

I wish for a Magic Toast.

 

[Nabber]

^I made a wish.
Granted, but the toasts doesn't taste any better, and all it does is sing, "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves!" 24/7.

I wish for a chocolate fountain.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but it would get clogged up.

I wish I could eat all the eggs.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but then you get sick and go into a coma for NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE years.
I wish I was a god.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but the real god would kill you.

I wish King K. Rool would go on a diet.