Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Nabber]

Granted, but the diet is one to gain more weight.
I wish life was a cake.

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

Wish granted but life is a cake until you marry one so you get arrested for marrying a cake.

I wish that made sense.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but it still doesn't make cents.
I wish that there were sane people in this world.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but for every sane person is this world, 2 insane people are created.

I wish I had either Pokemon Diamond or Pearl.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but they have a Missing No. in it.

I wish I could rave at some random club.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but it's a golf club.
I wish I was a wizard.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but there would be an angry mob.

I wish I could visit Banjo Land.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Granted, but you get bored by all the banjo players.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but again, you'd crash into a tree.
I wish I could fly.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you'd crash into a concrete wall.

I wish I could visit Click Clock Wood.

 

[-----]

You get to visit it, but die in a few seconds because you only have 1 life left, and the enemies there kill you. I wish I had Fairy Godparents! ohwait

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I'm alreadeh grantin' ya wishes.

I wish I was Guile.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but you don't get any of his moves and skills.
I wish for an ice cream cake.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I'd throw it at your face.

I wish was Fluttershy.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but then you die immediatley afterwards.
I wish you would stop wishing for things I've never heard of.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I start wishin' for things ya have heard of.

I wish I was Pinkie Pie.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, you're a pink pie, not a pony

I wish it was just the right temperature

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but it would be scorchin' hot.

I wish I could visit Hollow Bastion.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but only for 2 seconds

I wish I visited the planet of almost enough atmosphere

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you would implode.

I wish I could visit King Boo's Haunted Hideaway to get a Star from the ghost himself.

 

[Smashley]

Granted. As soon as you get the star, you fall off the roof.

I wish that I could wish for something.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but your wish leads to the end of the world.

I wish I knew how to post pictures from DA.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you accidentally upload porn.

I wish I could ride the Egg Hornet.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but you accidentally upload porn.

DA doesn't allow that though. Well, they do, but it's censored unless you're logged in.

Granted, but you ate something before going on the ride and *ahem* lose your lunch.

I wish Yoshies could enslave humans.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Granted, but they enslave you too because you misspelled "Yoshis".

I wish everyone would use proper grammar and spell things correctly.