Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Nabber]

Granted, but you never get all 242 stars like I did.
I wish for more stars.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but your game would crash.

I wish I could visit Grandmaster Galaxy.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but you hate it. (TRUST ME.)
I wish Rosalina wasn't such a jerk in SMG2.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but she wasn't in the first place.

I wish I could visit Rollingcoaster Galaxy (When I make these wishes, I mean in Real Life BTW).

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but you fall off the track into a bottomless pit of space.
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

I wish I could go to space.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you suffocate and die.

I wish I could be a boss.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but you get stomped by Mario.
I wish I was Mario.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but the real Mario would murder you.

I wish I could play a violin.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but you suck at it

I wish my computer is less laggy

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you'd still use Internet Explorer.

I wish I could play Final Fantasy II.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but you suck at it

I wish I had a taco

 

[Nabber]

Granted but it is a cardboard taco.
I wish I could stab people without going to jail. (Yes, I am insane.)

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you get trapped in an outhouse while stabbin' someone.

I wish I could restore my sanity.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but you're still dangerous and mute.
I wish I wasn't a potato.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you're a french fry instead.

I wish I could ride on a Purple Comet.

 

[MCS]

Granted but you fall off and die.

I wish that this game was fun.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but it already is.

I wish I could visit Gusty Gulch

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but Tubba Blubba eats you

I wish I can blow up Yoshi's Island

 

[ToxBox]

Granted, but all Yoshi move in your house and ALL enemies too

I wish BLOF didn't blow up Yoshi's Island

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but I murder every single Yoshi there

I wish Scrub Jays would be my friend

 

[ToxBox]

Granted, but Scrub Jay is your friend and you will not see them again after 1 day

I wish BLOF didn't murder all Yoshi and blow up Yoshi's island

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, I torture all the Yoshis for eternity instead, and make Yoshi's Island uninhabitable

I wish ToxBox would stop wishing I didn't do something

 

[Smashley]

Granted, everyone else does.

I wish BLOF didn't hate Yoshi

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, I seethe him with every energy I have

I wish Wario was the main character of the Mario series

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but it would be the end of the Marioverse.

I wish I could visit Yoshi Star Galaxy.