Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but the place called Yoshi Star Galaxy is now a black hole

I wish I can traverse the universe like how Mario does it

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you suffocate and die.

I wish I could ride a Yoshi.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but that Yoshi is dead

I wish Birdo never existed

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but her species still exists.

I wish I could visit Showdown Town in the day.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, it explodes just when you're about to visit it

I wish my wishes wouldn't come and bite me in the butt

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but they bite you in the kidney stone instead.

I wish to wish.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted. You wished you had a flying anvil over your head

I wish something exploded on me

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, you'd die.

I wish I was the lord of a castle.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but it's a puny castle

I wish the night sky was darker to my liking

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you'd become blind.

I wish I could visit Gloomy Galleon.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but it's too gloomy for you

I wish Cosmo was my fairy godparent

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but he's already Timmy's Fairly Odd Parent.

I wish the theme song of Epic Mickey didn't sound so similar to Gloomy Galleon's music.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, it's the same music

I wish people would stop drinking Coke

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but they get into marijuana instead.

I wish I was Applejack.

 

[NSY]

Granted it will not be fun.

I wish to ride a Yoshi.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, you ride inside his stomach.
I wish for a mansion that isn't haunted.

 

[NSY]

Granted that Luigi will come and stay.

I wish for to come to life.

 

[Nabber]

Granted but he steals all of your food.
I wish I was rich.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but Robin Hood would steal the money.

I wish I was The Painter.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but your paintings are horrible

I wish I was the strongest person in the world.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but Chuck Norris surpasses you.

I wish I could ride an airship.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but it falls out of the sky.
I wish I had laser vision.

 

[UltraMario]

Grated, but you'd kill someone with it.

I wish I was Meta Knight.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but you cut yourself to pieces.

I wish I was at Gelato Beach.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but the Cataquacks will break your back.

I wish I could visit Village of the Blue Maiden.