Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you'd abuse your powers.

I wish I was Kirby.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but you become pink.

I wish I could transport anywhere instantly.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you forget how to use your powers.

I wish I was King Dedede.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but you smash your house.

I wish I was Dimentio.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you'd be defeated by Mario.

I wish I was a TAC.

 

[Nabber]

Granted and as an added bonus, you get to see the insides of Kirby's body.
I wish I knew what it was like down there.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but it'd be disgustin'.

I could capture a Wild Pokémon.

 

[Nabber]

Granted but its a Squirtle.

 

[UltraMario]

Your wish? I wish I could go underground.

 

[Nabber]

Granted but you get buried there.
I wish I had Portal 3. <3

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but it doesn't exist.

I wish I could go down a Warp Pipe.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but you would warp into a murderer's house.

I wish I could get anything for free.

 

[New Super Mario]

Granted, but get a smelly sock

I wish I could move things with my mind

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you'd crush yourself.

I wish I was Meta Ridley.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but you kill your favorite character in Brawl.

I wish I was Bowser.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you'd get beaten by Mario.

I wish I could visit Victory Road.

 

[Paper Yoshi]

Granted, you forget your HMs and your Pokémon don't know those moves. You're stuck.

I wish my vacations wouldn't end on this Sunday.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but everyone will die.

I wish I could work at WarioWare, Inc..

 

[ToxBox]

Granted, but all your coworkers hate you

I wish that I have billion dollars that will disappear after 1 sec

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but they come back.

I wish I was Wario.

 

[ToxBox]

Thank you, I got a perfect wish

Granted, but you are so fat that you can't walk

I wish for...

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but the ... runs away from you.

I wish I was able to learn all instruments.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you'd suck at em' all.

I wish I could visit White Land.

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

Granted, but it turned black before you arrived.

I wish I could talk to future me.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you'd cause a time paradox.

I wish I could visit the Wildlands.