Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but you get eaten.

I wish I was Pikachu.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but you electrocute yourself.
I wish I had more free games for my 3DS Ambassador service.

 

[MCS]

Granted, but then everything you own bursts into flames.

I wish that this game wasn't so destructive.

 

[Gigaremo]

Granted. We all turn into lovable teddy bears and start choking each other to death.

I wish that whoever corrupts this wish can't make a wish.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I can wish.

I wish I could read the World Map.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, you can't read anything else

I wish I was intelligent.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but all your friends think you're a Smart Alec.

I wish I was The Flying Dutchman.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but no one would like you.

I wish I was Pinkie Pie.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but no one likes you

I wish for lots of money

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but it's play money.

I wish I could live on Two and Three Islands from Pokemon FireRed/LeafGreen.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but Pokemon attack you for no reason

I wish I had a talent I was good at

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but other people exploit your talent for their own personal benefit.

I wish I could live in the Animal Crossing universe.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but you get stung by bees, and you must fish and pick bugs for a living

I wish I can compete in Mario Kart and not get scratched, and win too.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but Wario steals your kart and your trophy.

I wish for a muffin that can grant any wish, unless my wish was for a better-tasting muffin.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but Crocker steals it from you

I wish I had a big ORV

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but no one would like you.

I wish I was Pinkie Pie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_vIwrbBN2g
Granted, but it blows up.

I wish MLSS and WL4 would be announced fro Virtual Console on the 3DS.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but you're forbidden to own these games

I wish Mario Kart 7 didn't get a lousy title

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but they make the character Wapeach playable.

I wish I was Bowser.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but Mario beats you up. Plus 8 bratty kids to deal with.

I wish I was a friendly Paratroopa

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Granted, but you have to work in the sewers for the rest of your life.

I wish people can understand my jokes.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but everyone would begin to hate them.

I wish I was Princess Peach.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but you would be in a dress and scream a lot.

I wish I was Phineas.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but your inventions only last 2 hours and you have a huge shnoz.

I wish the Mushroom Kingdom was real.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but they would ban you from going to it.

I wish I had a 3DS.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you can't play any games but Pilotwings Resort.

I wish I could travel through time.