Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but you get stuck in the Prehistoric times

I wish I can fly

 

[Nabber]

Again granted, but again, you crash into a tree every time you fly.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

I wish nabber would put a wish.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but he only does it once in your lifetime.

I wish I was animated.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you get hit on the head with an anvil about every five minutes

I wish it would rain CHOCOLATE!

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but a bar hits you on your head and you die a tragic death.
I wish I would stop forgetting to put wishes.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but you put stupid ones and everyone hates you.

I wish I could throw Barrels at a Woman.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but the woman throws the barrels back at you and you are crushed.

I wish Waluigi wasn't so annoying.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but he is boring now.

I wish Wart would be in more games.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but he gets so popular that he overshadows Ganon.

I wish the Wii U had a less sucky name.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but it would be called the Nintendo ToadSucks.

I wish Mario Kart 7 wasn't called Mario Kart 7.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but it would be called the Nintendo ToadSucks.

I wish Mario Kart 7 wasn't called Mario Kart 7.

Granted, but it would be called Mario Kart Super Awesome Time Heck Of A Game.

I wish you didn't hate toad.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but then I would hate Toad 1 minute afterward.

I wish I was Ganondorf.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you would constantly be beaten by a teen in green underwear.

I wish Bowser would get a life and stop stealing Peach, which he has done since 1985, and possibly before that in the time before Mario arrived.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but then he would steal you.

I wish Wario was less fat.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but then his games would be no fun.

I wish Q-Bert would make a comeback.

 

[UltimatePetey]

But nobody remembers him and it would be a useless comeback.

I wish I had all the money in the world.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you couldn't spend it anywhere due to the lack of funds worldwide.

I wish I could come up with a creative wish.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but you would only come up with 1.

I wish I was like Phineas where I can build things.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you already wished that.

I wish there was world peace.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but everyone would get annoying being too nice. (And no, I said I wish I was Phineas as a person; not to build things).

I wish Ganondorf was a real person.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you would hold no favour with him and he would obliterate you.

I wish mushrooms really made you grow.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but you would break everyone's houses and everyone would hate you.

I wish I could use a Mini Mushroom to get in small places.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but a random bystander crushes you under her boot.

I wish there was a Mario movie that didn't suck; one that featured 3d animation and Charles Martinet

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but you would be casted as Peach who would have to kiss Mario.

I wish I was