Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[MCS]

Granted but you get shot.

I wish Um spelled Cataquacks right

 

[UltraMario]

Grated, but I just did.

I wish I was Kalle Demos.

 

[MCS]

Granted, but another guy stabs you.

I wish you would stop misspelling words.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but he still does.

I wish I was Shadow Mario

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but Bowser Jr. kills you.

I wish I could hustle for pride.

 

[MCS]

Granted, but then you get tackled.

I wish.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but nothing happens.
I wish you for Willy Wonka to be my personal slave.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but he mistakes you for chocolate and eats your arms and legs.

I wish I played in the NBA.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but the players confuse you for a punching bag and kill you.
I wish I was steamed and served with a side of melted butter.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you die.

I wish I was a power hungry fool.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but you end up killing people with your power

I wish I was Petey Piranha.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I'd outmatch you with my gigantic arms o' death.

I wish It's a Small World would stop playin' through my head.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but Baby by Justin Bieber comes into your head.

I wish I could breath fire.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but some jerk that can spit water becomes your rival.

I wish I could visit PictoChat.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but somebody insults you badly and you feel owned.

I wish I could throw Ice.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but some jerk that can throw fire becomes your rival.

I wish I could visit PictoChat (The SSBB stage)

 

[NSY]

Granted you would fall off some pictures

Wish I could fight Bowser.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you'd die tryin'.

I wish I could be a checkered night.

 

[yoshidude99]

Granted but then a bomb explodes right next to you.

I wish I was Crash Bandicoot.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but your series is horrible as of today.

I wish I was a Pokémon.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but you're destroyed by another Pokemon.
I wish for good ideas for wishes.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but my ideas are better.

I wish I was Porky.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but someone eats you.

I wish I could snap and then disappear.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you can't come back.

I wish I could ride a Legendary Air Ride Machine.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but you crash into another one.

I wish I was magic.