Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you wouldn't be able to tell the difference from noobs from veterans.

 

[Gumball Machine]

UltraMario forgot to make a wish.

I wish toucans were extinct.

*waits for Mason to show up and express his rage towards me*

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but Mason would wish them back.


I wish to ban Robotnik of ridin' the Egg Hornet and for me to ride it mahself.

 

[Smashley]

Granted. It explodes.

I wish that I could fly.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you'd implode.

I wish I could own 2 battle courses.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but they self destruct.

I wish I could actually draw.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but only stick figures.

I wish I could own a desert.

 

[Nabber]

Granted but there's no dessert in it.
I wish for WORLD DOMINATION! DOMINATION! DOMINATION! DOMINATION!

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but God would kill you.

I wish I could struggle 13 times with a random person for no apparent reason.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but you struggle 50 times so technically, you did it 13 times

I wish people would get along

 

[Nabber]

Granted but then five days later somebody would launch a nuke for the fun of it.
I wish that I didn't need to get a data plan for smartphones.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you randomly implode.

I wish I could be a final boss.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, someone defeats you

I wish the bad guys get the better themes than the good guys

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you cause an apocalypse.

I wish I could investigate a factory.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but anyone else can

I wish I had a Coke right now

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I would spill it on you.

I wish I could visit DK Pass.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but you die in an avalanche

I wish I had a magic copy machine

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but some of you're clones will come out with a side effect.

I wish I could visit World S.

 

[Ray Trace]

Where's a wish?

 

[Nabber]

I wish you both made wishes.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I fixed my comment.

I wish I could visit World S.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but you get killed in Stone Cyclone Galaxy

I wish I had a true lie detector

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but it's broken.
I wish for robots. ROBOTS FTW.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but they destroy you

I wish I was a bird

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you get eaten.

I wish I could beat Cyclone Stone Galaxy.