Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Storm Yoshi]

The power goes to your mind and you become a MINDLESS MANIAC

Wait, there's no change.

I wish I had a genie that would grant all my wishes.

Same would happen with you

 

[ShyGuy27]

Granted, but you have to live on the streets.

I wish Biospark was a more known enemy in Kirby.

Granted, but now no one knows of Kracko.

I wish ChaosNinji was not so obsessed with bio-spark (don't say he's not, he really is obsessed).

 

[[ohgodpleasedelete]]

>_> It's Biospark. And I'm not.

I wish I owned a monkey.

 

[Dodoman]

Granted. You drive it nuts and it throws you off the Empire State Building.

I wish for a fish.

 

[Smiddle]

Granted, you get a highly poisonous jellyfish in your face...

I wish I could play the guitar pwnfully

 

[crystalking]

granted, your parents get mad and throw you out of there house


I wish for an invisibility cloak

 

[Smiddle]

Granted. You can't see your feet and accidently fall down into a pit.

I wish I had some more coke D:

 

[Dodoman]

The genie misinterprets what you say and believe you are doing the other kind of "coke". He abandons you forever.

I wish Hannah Montana never came into existence.

 

[[ohgodpleasedelete]]

Granted, but Lennesse Tennesse is a big hit. >_> <_<

I wish Lennesse was never thought of.

 

[Dodoman]

In order to grant your wish, the genie must go back in time and remove your brain so that you never thought of Lennessee. You never think about anything again.

I wish I wasn't so dramatic.

 

[[ohgodpleasedelete]]

Granted, you're never dramatic. EVER. So you PHAIL reading class, because you read with no emotion!

I wish Bowser ate Peach.

 

[Dodoman]

Just when he becomes your fave. character, he gets indigestion and dies.

I wish my wish was un-bad... ness...

 

[Dodoman]

Granted, you're then forced to be my friend and break the record for swears per minute. >_>

I wish I never mentioned corn flakes to Uniju.

 

[[ohgodpleasedelete]]

Granted, You use Frosted Flakes instead.

I wish there were no cornflakes anywhere!

 

[Dodoman]

The next day your mom makes you eat the new broccoli-flakes.

I wish I had a cupcake.

 

[[ohgodpleasedelete]]

Granted, but you can't eat it.

I wish I could eat his cupcake.

 

[Dodoman]

The cupcake is made of... nevermind.

I wish Chaos Ninji wasn't sick from my demon cupcake.

 

[Storm Yoshi]

granted he murders you for giving him it in the first place.

I wish there were dinos in mario games.(actuall dinos not yoshi)

 

[[ohgodpleasedelete]]

Granted, but they eat Mario!

I wish I didn't annoy you.

 

[Storm Yoshi]

granted I'm happy and you hate it.

I wish people were nice to me.

 

[[ohgodpleasedelete]]

Granted, they get CREEPY nice.

I wish the Raptor had eaten a monkey.

 

[Storm Yoshi]

granted humans wouldn't exist.

I wish I owned JP4

 

[Dodoman]

The raptor does so, but then chases you after remembering he's recently gone vegan.

I wish Super Smash Bros. Brawl wasn't delayed, BUT that didn't make the game crappier than it would have been if it did come out 2/10/07.

 

[Storm Yoshi]

I posted before you dodoman so your post doesn't make sense

 

[[ohgodpleasedelete]]

Uhhh... Granted?

I wish I didn't click it now!