Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[ShyGuy27]

Stop ruining it Zeldaish! Did you even read the rules for this game?

I wish Zeldaish would read the rules for this room.

 

[crystalking]

granted but he never stops posting



i wish that peach would die

 

[Storm Yoshi]

granted mario kills you.

I wish Jurassic Park 4 was out right now and I was watching it right now.

 

[crystalking]

granted, but you can't move from the spot you sat





i wish super mario sunshine never existed

 

[[ohgodpleasedelete]]

Granted, but Super Mario Nightime is a big hit!

I wish Patrick Henry had a funnier line than "GIVE ME LIBERTY, OR GIVE ME DEATH!!"

 

[Zeldaish]

suff

granted, but then everyone's head would explode from the laughter
I wish I didn't have homework

 

[[ohgodpleasedelete]]

Granted, you have projects.

I wish I was a candle.

 

[3Dejong]

Granted. You instead have five book reports to do on your online language tutor which suddenly materialized.

I wish I did not have a headache.

 

[3Dejong]

Granted, you have projects.

I wish I was a candle.

Ganted. You burst into flame.

 

[Zeldaish]

Granted. You instead have five book reports to do on your online language tutor which suddenly materialized.

I wish I did not have a headache.

Granted, then you would not have anything to wish for.
I wish I had a glass of water

 

[3Dejong]

YOu drop in in your pants.

I wish that I just wished a good wish.

 

[Dodoman]

The genie deceives you and gives you a craptastic wish.

I wish I could eat Zess T.'s Shroom Crepe.

 

[3Dejong]

She accidentley used moldy Mayo and it gives you food poisoning.

I wish you were a phish.

 

[ShyGuy27]

Granted, I am a giant fish and I eat you.

I wish I don't suck. :P

 

[Storm Yoshi]

Granted someone gets anoyed with you and flushes you down the toilet.

I wish i was a Yoshi

 

[ShyGuy27]

Granted, while trying to eat a shyguy, you somehow accidentally eat yourself.

I wish I had a bottomless bag of Doritos! :P

 

[Lario]

Instead, you were in Soviet Russia and Chips eat YOU!

I wish I was in Soviet Russia.

 

[[ohgodpleasedelete]]

Granted, but in Soviet Russia, Soviet Russia speak can't use YOU!!

I wish I had a waffle.

 

[ShyGuy27]

Granted, but all the little squares flatten out and it becomes a pancake.

I wish that the genie was my eternal servant.

 

[[ohgodpleasedelete]]

Granted, but he escapes.

I wish your banner worked.

 

[ShyGuy27]

Granted, but then it becomes yours.

I wish that I was not such a nerd.

 

[[ohgodpleasedelete]]

Granted, but then you wouldn't be here.

I wish the bunny would not take over the world.

 

[ShyGuy27]

Granted, but then they take over your brain and make you say that shyguys pwn ninjis.

I wish that shyguys would kill every ninji.

 

[[ohgodpleasedelete]]

Granted but then I come in an I kill all Shyguys.

I wish I was the full time bringer of Death and Destruction.

 

[ShyGuy27]

You accidentally bring death and distruction to yourself.

I wish the jenie was my best friend! :P