Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted. It poops on you.

I can't think of a wish.
 
Hyper Mushroom said:
Granted. It poops on you.
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Notice how I wrote "Poodle Hat" and not "poodle hat". I capitalised it because it referred to a proper noun, a name, which in this case, is of the second latest album of Weird Al's. And, as far as I know, albums do not have the ability to poop. No waffles for j00.

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Granted; you eat it and have to stay at the hospital for eight months.

I wish that I'd have Poodle Hat.
 
Granted. It turns into a real poodle and poos on your head :lol: :lol:

I wish I had a pet dino
 
Granted. It listened to "Eat It" and ate you.

I wish I could beat Mission 14 at Impossible Creatures.
 
Granted. Your computer explodes when this happens.

I wish i had a pet HERBIVORE dino
 
didn't make a wish so.................................

I wish I had a pet yoshi
 
You laugh too much, can't breathe, and suffocate.

I wish I was a polymath (that means you can do pretty much any math problem instantly and easily for those of you who have not read the Midnighters trilogy)
 
ShyGuy27 said:
You laugh too much, can't breathe, and suffocate.

I wish I was a polymath (that means you can do pretty much any math problem instantly and easily for those of you who have not read the Midnighters trilogy)
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Your brain over heats and UR HEAD ASPLODES.

I wish I had a pizza.
 
iIt explodes and all the rubble shoots through space and lands on J00R MOM.

I wish I had a CD with every Mario song ever made.
 
The guy at the CD store notifies you that that is not possible.

I wish I could get Halo 3
 
Ever heard of Super Paper Mario?

I wish I didn't say that no one knew what a sysop was.
 
Granted, but they come to life and murder you.

I wish i found a diamond mine in my backyard
 
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