Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but you are colour blind, you don't notice any difference.

I wish that I had a burrito.
 
Granted. He rules the world, and everyone has to stick bananas in the ears thrice a day.

I wish I had a nice-tasting burrito.
 
Granted, but you get sick of life at age 160.

I wish I wasnt under Ashley's spell, being forced to listen to her theme song over and over again...
 
Granted, you have to listen to her awful jazz remix from SSBB in stead...

I wish that the car wouldn't drive me in Soviet Russia.
 
Granted, it runs you over instead!

I wish...
 
None of you guys post a wish, this is not the one-word story thread. In Soviet Russia, wish posts YOU!!

I wish that I could buy Poodle Hat.
 
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