Good wishes aren't always good wishes

I wish I had the same awesome "Don't Make Me go Zelda on You" T-shirt the guy at my door delivering my mail had.
 
Granted, but Gamestop had to close exactly when you got it.

I wish that I wouldn't run out of those salty liquorice chewing-gums.
 
Granted, but you eat so much you puke and swear off them forever-and-a-day.

I wish I had unlimited Gamestop credit, and my nearest Gamestop woud never close, and they had all the games I wanted, and I wouldn't die on the way there.
 
But, as everyone knows, in Soviet Russia, Thwomp stomps YOU!

I wish I owned Lario as my personal slave.
 
I turned out you used it as something else (Let's not say it)

I wish 3d didn't eat me and get fat
 
Granted, you crash inside a car and smash your head, but you don't die.

I wish that it wasn't that difficult.
 
Granted!

I wish that the Tails Doll wouldn't stalk me. (Or anyone. The Tails Doll will not do anything.)
 
Neither is that.

I wish the all the grants in this forum went out well as well as the wishes.
 
Granted, but before I grant your wish, I make the wishes bad. :twisted:

I wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that I don't wish that your brain asplodes.
 
Granted... It goes wrong somehow. Somebody buys the alleged brain for 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Waffles and Smids no longer knows what a waffle is.

(It was HIS BRAIN, stupid)

I wish I had a fish who could turn into chocolate.

Granted.

I wish I owned every single video game there ever was.

Granted.

...

Things are finally starting to go my wai.
 
That HM waffler is out of his mind, so I'll post a wish.

I wish that I could be a sysop on [ insert some random wiki here ].
 
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