Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[3Dejong]

The genie bumps you off.

I wish for WORLD PEACE!

 

[crystalking]

granted, you get a rock


I wish Jr. Troopa would finally die

 

[3Dejong]

Granted, but he becomes an invisible immortal ghost who annoys you forever in your Ice Palace.

I wish I owned an Ice Palace.

 

[Storm Yoshi]

Granted either crystal king freezes you or you get frozen by the palace.

I wish I was a pteranodon(flying reptiles that are extinct.They are seen in JP3 ).

 

[3Dejong]

Granted. While flying around, you get sucked into a jetliner engine.

I wish.

 

[crystalking]

granted, you get stuck in the same jetliner engine.




I wish i had the master sword

 

[Storm Yoshi]

Granted Link gets the heros sword and stabs you in the back.

I wish I was Velociraptor

 

[Smiddle]

Granted, but everybody gets afraid of you and gets tanks, stuff and crap, and shoot you and try to kill you.

I wish that Weird Al would release another album soon.

 

[Guiliant]

Granted. But nobody buys it cuz dey dotn wana.


I WISH MOOGLE WUZ AWSUMMER DEN HE ALREDY IS

 

[Smiddle]

Granted, but the God of Wishes does not know which Moogle you talked about.

I wish that I'd have more waffles.

 

[Guiliant]

granted but their panacakes in disguise


i wish fasfasdf

 

[Smiddle]

Grantedgfelwösxofisdgä.

I wish that there was some YouTube BBcode here.

 

[Storm Yoshi]

granted a piranha plant eats you for no reason

I wish that I had a every nintendo console and game

 

[crystalking]

granted, you are crushed under their wight



i wish for nothing

 

[Smiddle]

Granted. You're overrun by a huge lorry.

I wish that Graham Chapman would be alive.

 

[3Dejong]

He comes to life as a corrupt zombie.

(But aren't ALL politicians corupt zombies?)

I wish for a large waffle that would not fall on my head, kill me, fall in dog do, get harmed in any way, and I could eat it without its causing me bodily harm.

 

[Dodoman]

You decide your waffle is too good and kill yourself.

I wish my wish was corrupt.

 

[3Dejong]

You decide your waffle is too good and kill yourself.

I wish my wish was corrupt.

The world becomesa filth-filled place.

WTW? It's the same as always!

I WISH FOR WORLD PEACE

 

[Dodoman]

It lasts for five minutes before Hitler zombies invade the earth.

 

[Storm Yoshi]

No wish what a surprise .

I wish I had endless wishes so I could wish for something whenever I felt like it.

 

[3Dejong]

The power goes to your mind and you become a MINDLESS MANIAC

Wait, there's no change.

I wish I had a genie that would grant all my wishes.

 

[Zeldaish]

Granted, the genie only grants the wishes he wishes for too.
I wish Bowser Jr. was in charge of Bowser

 

[Smiddle]

Granted. He is the last boss in SMG and instead of defeating him, like you did with Bowser, you'd kill him.

I wish that the Koopalings would be in charge of Bowser, Jr.

 

[ShyGuy27]

Granted, the universe is perfect.

I wish I could retire right now.

 

[[ohgodpleasedelete]]

Granted, but you have to live on the streets.

I wish Biospark was a more known enemy in Kirby.