Good wishes aren't always good wishes

granted, you are the bunny they were originally going to use


I wish i was sonic not from sonic Labyrinth or the bunny they were going to use
 
Granted, but you are a lousy wish and you're never wished.

I wish my wish was a wish of wishiness.
 
All he does is run around you in circles and say "I'm Sonic I'm fast I'm awesome I totally rule ifsomeonetouchesyouandyou'reuncomfortableTHATSNOGOOD I'm Sonic I'm fast I'm awesome I totally..."
And you asplode.

I wish asplode was a proper word.
 
The genie suffocates you under a billion rocks.

I wish I had lots of candy this year.
 
Uniju said:
Granted, but it falls on your head and is really huge so it killsyou.

I wish I could type faster. :3
You type so fast that people call you "Sonic the Fast Typist" which annoys you to your end.

I wish Uniju had a cooler name.
 
Unfortunately, you say GOOD on opposite day.

I wish Soviet Russia was not retarded.
 
Due to your unspecificness, it is your least favorite food.

I wish Uniju could be more specific.
 
Unfortunately, the genie knows nothing of the term "lilfe", so he ignores you.

I wish for a forum.
 
granted the genie kills you for not saying his name right. not ginie genie

I wish for a mountain bike
 
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