Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Snack said:
Granted, but you are the spoon.

I wish that I could hire a taxi in Moscow without the driver pilling a Russian Reversal on me... D:
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Granted. he pulls the OPPOSITE of a Russian Reversal, which is even WORSE that a Russian Reversal.

Wait, why are you in MOSCOW OF ALL PLACES? Is there a McDonalds?

I wish for a Baskin Robbins right outside my door.
 
A bunch of evolutionist professors come to your door and confiscate it.

I wish for a large bowl of corn flakes that would never get soggy, ever.
 
Granted, it has no milk.

I wish I had a life and that the genie knew the definition of life so that he could not not grant my wish for that reason. :P
 
He does, but he then commits genocide and the world ends.

I wish for a wish of wishly wishness that wishes to wish to be a good wish and keep me wished for my wish-filled wish life.
 
Granted. Someone is a hypocrite and they are forced to watch your death. You're over.
*Nice typo. >_>*

I wish that Mark Twain was named Tark Mwain.
 
The genie is confused and he kills you.

I wish I wished for wishes of a wishy washy superduperwishy wish origin.
 
The genie kills YOU for copying me. -_-

I wish that pie tasted like cake.
 
crystalking said:
granted it is 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 degrees C


I wish for bobery to be real
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granted he says well F*** that and walks off.
 
Granted, their wishes suck and you kill yourself.

I wish I had a cool accordion-playing Luigi. >_>
 
granted smiddle kills ya

I wish that JP was a real amusement park
 
Granted. You go there and get eaten by a dinousaur.

I wish that JP was not a real amusement park.
 
OMG! IT ALREADY IS NOT! TIME-RIFT! JURASSIC PARK IS NOW A REAL PARK! SYSTEM ERROR 3.145578926782676583916782956729! WORLD A SPLODE!

I wish my dad wouldn't be so annoying.
 
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