Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but it was an epic fail that Yoshi won .0000000000000000000000125 seconds after the match began.

I wish I was poisoned.

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

Granted, somebody uses a Full Heal on you.

I have no wish.

 

[UltraMario]

If you have no wish whatsoever, don't post in this game at all.

I wish I was Guts Man.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted. But one time with you super-strength, you throw a huge boulder straight up in the air on accident and it comes back and crushes you.

I wish for wings that lasts forever, can support my body, no one can hurt them, nor can they hurt me. I won't die, and I won't wish them away. And I won't get sent to another dimension.

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

If you have no wish whatsoever, don't post in this game at all.

I wish I was Guts Man.

I just corrupt wishes.

 

[Vinnie927]

Then you stop.

I wish I had Mario Kart 7

 

[UltraMario]

The aim of the game is to both corrupt wishes and make your own. If you don't make your own wish, there's not really a point to posting here.

Granted, but your data gets corrupted.

I wish I was Bomb Man.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but one of your bombs goes awry.

And so it seems no one granted this one, I'll do it at least one more time: I wish for wings that lasts forever, can support my body, no one can hurt them, nor can they hurt me. I won't die, and I won't wish them away. And I won't get sent to another dimension.

 

[Brock]

Then you stop.

I wish I had Mario Kart 7

This was too good to pass up, and I'm sorry for going back, but...

Granted, but there is no Waluigi. ;o

Granted, but one of your bombs goes awry.

And so it seems no one granted this one, I'll do it at least one more time: I wish for wings that lasts forever, can support my body, no one can hurt them, nor can they hurt me. I won't die, and I won't wish them away. And I won't get sent to another dimension.

Granted: But they are pink and fluffy, and leave fuzz everywhere you go, forcing you to constantly clean up little pink feathers off of every piece of furniture in your home.

I wish I had infinite pizza.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but soon after, every single bite of Pizza tastes like Tofu.

I wish there was a Thread called "Bad Wishes Aren't Always Bad Wishes".

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but it already exists.

I wish I could visit Dynama City.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but then all of Metro Man's world is destroyed.

I'm going to wish for something really obscure.

I wish that I was the son of Belloc, the leader of the Kaiju.

 

[LN1]

Granted,you are grounded for the rest of your life and your room is sealed forever in indestructible titanium plus you have no TV.

I wish for something that isn't bad.

 

[Brock]

Granted, nothing happens, take some time off to relax, play some golf, watch tv.

I wish for infinite chicken wings, that are safe to eat and delicious and wont disappear or expire. With blue cheese that is the same, safe to eat, delicious and wont disappear or expire.

 

[Revin]

Granted, but I eat them.

I wish that I had more cheese.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but it is Camel Cheese.

I wish that I was orange (then color not the fruit).

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

Granted, you turn into purple instead.

I wish that people will realize that Mario Strikers Charged is a terrible game.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but people already do.

I wish for wings that lasts forever, can support my body, no one can hurt them, nor can they hurt me. I won't die, and I won't wish them away. And I won't get sent to another dimension. And no matter what the wings look like, it won't deter me from making it an awesome wish.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But then you Kill the topic.

I wish that and Yoshi did a cage fight forever and did not tie and would not murder Yoshi.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but kills .

I wish for wings that lasts forever, can support my body, no one can hurt them, nor can they hurt me. I won't die, and I won't wish them away. And I won't get sent to another dimension. And no matter what the wings look like, it won't deter me from making it an awesome wish. The topic doesn't go dead, the thread isn't locked, and no one ignores my wish.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but the second you flap them, they explode.

I wish had a game just like .

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but the second you flap them, they explode.

I wish had a game just like .

That contradicts my wish of no one can hurt them. Actually, Bravo, no one hurt them, they hurt themselves. And you didn't say I did get hurt either. Loophole.

Granted, but only you and I would play something like that and Nintendo recalls the game.

I wish for wings that lasts forever, can support my body, nothing can hurt them, nor can they hurt me. I won't die, and I won't wish them away. And I won't get sent to another dimension. And no matter what the wings look like, it won't deter me from making it an awesome wish. The topic doesn't go dead, the thread isn't locked, and no one ignores my wish.

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

Granted, but you get bored of flying around.

I wish that I can use all of my Miis in one game (I have 32 in my channel). I'm fine if it is a tournament, I'm fine if I lose every other character and I'm fine if they are split into teams.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but it's a game where they are deleted from your 3DS/Wii.

I wish I wished for a wish.

 

[Nabber]

Granted but you wasted it.

I wish I had fairy god parents.