Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but it's at the bottom of a cliff and you jump down there to get it.

I wish for to , and for to .

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But s wrong and s wrong so you are screwed

I wish There was Yoshi power in normal Kirby games

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but when you use it Kirby hides in an egg and never comes out.

I wish for a Papa Gino's that I would like.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you hate it the next day.

I wish I could save.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but it is pointless

I wish that Knuckle Joe was an enemy in Mario games too.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but that game wasn't released on Earth.

I wish I had wings that can support my weight to fly.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but someone chops them in half.

I wish for a Papa Gino's that I would like and never hate.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But it turns on you somehow

I wish that UM would stop Trolling on http://www.marioboards.com/index.php?topic=15067.0

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but playing God is frowned upon and it doesn't work.

I wsh for wngs that can support my body to fly and no one harms them.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But I eat you entirely.

I wish that s actually existed.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but they enslave all of mankind.

I wish I was Ninetails.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but your tails are eternally dirty.

I wish for wings that support my body, nobody will hurt me, and no one will hurt m or eat me.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But then you stop wanting them and make a wish too get rid of them.

I wish made people do a standing ovation

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted. You and I do a standing ovation for forever.

I wish I had a long scaly tail.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But it itches badly and you can't scratch it.

I wish that there could be a version of

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you have no more smileys to play round with.

I wish for an attractive nonhuman girlfriend who doesn't kill me.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted.

Instead, she poisons you.

I wish I had a small, harmless, atom.

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

Granted, but they enslave all of mankind.

I wish I was Ninetails.

Granted, but your tails are eternally dirty.

I wish for wings that support my body, nobody will hurt me, and no one will hurt m or eat me.

No, it's "Granted, but you get soaked in water".

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted.

Instead, she poisons you.

I wish I had a small, harmless, atom.

Um...I'm pretty sure if she poisons me, that's the same as killing. It's like if I do this to your wish:

Granted, but it enslaves you.

So again I wish for an attractive nonhuman girlfriend who doesn't kill me.

 

[LN1]

Granted,she breaks up with you.

I wish for stuff.

 

[Bop1996]

Granted, but your house is cluttered.

I wish for bacon. I don't lose anything as a result of eating the bacon. No one else gets bacon. I don't gain or lose weight before, during, or after the bacon-eating. There is no shortage of any food of quality before, during, or after the bacon. It is NOT turkey bacon. There is nothing other than a small amount of salt on the bacon. The bacon is cooked properly. I don't have to risk my life to get the bacon.

 

[LN1]

Granted,it had the same quality and cooked properly,3 years ago when it expired.You die since it expired.

I wish for stuff that doesn't harm me,my family or my stuff.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted,she breaks up with you.

Wow, I should've really learned my lesson on that when I wished to be Saphira's soulmate. I have to be more specific.

Granted, but you become horrible addicted to the stuff.

I wish for an attractive nonhuman girlfriend who doesn't kill me and doesn't break up with me.

 

[Brock]

Granted, but she is an amazingly attractive German Shepard. You live a long and happy life with her, until she dies at the age of 12 (dogs dont live very long.)

I wish I had a soda vending machine with infinite soda.

 

[Uniju]

Granted, but it only has Dr. Pepper.

I wish it would be Christmas already!