Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Mario Super Sluggers]

No wish?Then you die because you needed to wish something or die.

I wish for stfu.

Granted, I change it to "stuf", meaning "Strike three, you fail".

I wish that my teaching assistants could see me again. (Both are female).

inb4somebodyflamesme

 

[Daniel Dyce]

Granted and they cut your testicles off
I wish for a Pony that was made of candy

 

[LN1]

Granted, you are and you are eaten by Pinkie Pie.

I wish for .

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

Granted, everybody dislikes Luigi and Wario.

I wish that Pinkie Pie will get a....

Spoiler

inb4somebodycomplainsaboutmespammingSuperPaperMariomusic

 

[LN1]

Granted, I complain about the SPM music spam and you ragequit.

I wish for throne get from me.

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

Granted, but you lose the throne as soon as you get it.

I wish to play Super Paper Mario.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

Granted but you can't get past level one
I wish for Bananas

 

[LN1]

Granted, you die from banananitis.

I wish for obesity.

 

[Nabber]

Granted but it sucks.

I wish for happiness.

 

[LN1]

Granted, your enemies get it.

I wish for 500 more wishes.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, your enemies get it.

I wish for no more Christmas music.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you get no music at all.

I wish for enemies.

 

[GalacticPetey]

To bad, they don't think you're worth fighting

I wish for America to get outta debt

 

[Scarecrow von Steuben]

Granted, but you get shot by a mugger before you can enjoy it.

I wish for everything to be awesome.

 

[Bop1996]

Granted, but now you have no one to sarcastically insult.

I wish I could get my name changed to "Babies suck".

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you hate yourself since you too were once a baby.

I wish I was Jeanie.

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

Granted. Somebody changes their name to "Lord Ghirahim sucks".

Granted, but you hate yourself since you too were once a baby.

I wish I was Jeanie.

Don't know who that is.

 

[LN1]

No wish? You wish to die and you die.

I wish for Sir Poshington the XV to post.

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

Granted, he posts "I kill you".

I wish that Mario Strikers Charged had a better single player mode. Don't care if I lose any other mode.

 

[LN1]

Granted, it becomes better but you get bored, you have lost absolutely all other modes, and hate it more than you did before.

I wish for an Inside the Park Grand Slam.

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

Granted, it becomes better but you get bored, you have lost absolutely all other modes, and hate it more than you did before.

I wish for an Inside the Park Grand Slam.

Granted, but the next batter strikes out.

I wish that I will never turn 16.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you could have obtained a driver's license and a copy of Mario Super Sluggers Upgraded with more characters, stadiums, items, and stuff, but no.

I wish for stuff.

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

Granted, you could have obtained a driver's license and a copy of Mario Super Sluggers Upgraded with more characters, stadiums, items, and stuff, but no.

I wish for stuff.

I don't care.

Granted, but you don't get anything.

I wish that I had Mario Party 7.

 

[LN1]

Granted, it is good, but you don't have a Mic so you barely enjoy it.

i wish for something and I will receive something.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted, it is good, but you don't have a Mic so you barely enjoy it.

i wish for something and I will receive something.

but it is a bomb!

I wish that I could do the moonwalk