Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Mario Super Sluggers]

Granted, you get your name changed to... *spins roulette wheel*

Baby Mario
Blue Baby Luigi
Baby Peach
Baby Daisy

I wish that Baby Daisy and Baby Peach were playable in Mario Kart: Double Dash.

 

[DragonFreak]

@Luigi Bandicoot: Granted, but since you changed your identity, no one remembers you.

@Baby Time: Granted, but they are the worst combo and their special item is the Sluggy Mushroom.

I wish for a spoiler.

 

[LN1]

Granted, this is what you get:

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Stuff

I wish that my public username changes and that they remember me.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you don't remember your previous life as Luigi Bandicoot while everyone else does.

I wish for sarcasm.

 

[LN1]

Granted, it is awesome(sarcasm).

I wish for something.

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

Granted you get this.

 

[LN1]

No wish? You wish to die and you die.

I wish for something and it is not a Game Over.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

Granted welcome to the minus world
I wish to be Ambush Bug

 

[LN1]

Granted, you are already, you cause a paradox of sorts, and it kills you first.

I wish for more time to think.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you spend an eternity thinking.

I wish I was in the land of Ooo

 

[LN1]

Granted, you are the Ice King and somehow freeze yourself.

I wish for a sandvich(TF2) and it's not poisonous.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish I was still going.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you're still going to die.

I randomly wish for randomness.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but all your clothes randomly disappear.

I wish I was a Whywolf.

 

[Brock]

Granted, you are turned into a wolf, who constantly has a question mark above his head, and everyone who sees you asks you "why?"

I wish for a new t-shirt to wear, that isnt dangerous, deadly, prone to disappearing, and looks nice, and is the right size.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish I was I was a one-winged angel.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but someone cuts off your wing.

I wish .

 

[YoshiMonsta]

You wish would kill you.

I wish that I was both a Pegasus and a unicorn (like Pricess Celestia)

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but the proper term is "Allicorn".

I wish I could play Kingdom Hearts II again.

 

[Bop1996]

Granted, but your eyes cease to function afterward.

I wish that my name could be changed to "Babies suck"

 

[LN1]

Granted, but since someone randomly turns you into a baby with a special laser, you are saying you suck.

I wish for more time to think of how to screw your wish.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I shoot you.

I wish I could hurry.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you hurry to die.

I wish for .

 

[Propeller Toad]

Granted, but

(bombs) (Wario's Woods reference)

I wish that more 3DS colours would be released.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but it SUCKS

I wish I was an Allicorn.