Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[LN1]

Granted, the world that receives it is not this world.

I wish for Cattail(PvZ) .

 

[shroom2001]

Granted, you get an actual cat's tail
I wish I was Luigi

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you get trapped in a Mansion and couldn't save Mario.

I wish for world peace that lasts an eternity, and the duration of eternity, is the definition of eternity itself, which no definitions change because of the granting of this wish. Also, the world that has peace is this world that you and I live in, which is Earth, third planet from the sun in the Milky Way.

 

[LN1]

Granted, but there is another planet which has all those conditions, and it receives it.

I wish for this wish not to move.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but instead it is stroked out, bold and in all capitals.

Granted, but there is another planet which has all those conditions, and it receives it.

I WISH FOR THIS WISH NOT TO MOVE.

I wish .

 

[GalacticPetey]

He dies on level 1-1

I wish for Pokemon to be real

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted. A mad Arceus eats all in existence.

I wish wouldn't die in a level.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but he is permantly stuck in a glitch

I wish stupid ads would stop appearing on my computer

 

[LN1]

Granted, you were about to obtain something you wanted by only answering a survey in the next ad and you will never have it.

I wish for .

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you get transported a time which something like that would dare to exist.

I wish for a candy cane.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish I had an ending credits theme.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish I had an ending credits theme.

I knew it! I knew you would respond first with that exact same granted wish! I should've placed money on it.

Anyways...Granted, but it has the ending credits song of My Little Pony, er, I mean Dragon Tales.

I wish to be my avatar.

 

[LN1]

Granted, before that happened your avatar was changed to a piece of wood and you became that.

I wish for a poisonous thing and you who will grant my wish will eat it and die no matter what.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but our lives are connected and we both die.

I wish to be my avatar you see right now which no switching period.

 

[LN1]

Granted, after you get transformed into your avatar you get transformed into a piece of wood.

I wish to kidnap whoever grants my wish.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but Pinkie Pie eats you.

I wish would not die or get permanently glitched in a level.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but you lose your game

I wish to be the supreme master of the universe

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but the ruler of the supreme master of the universe eliminates you.

I wish would not die, get permanently glitched in a level or lose the game in any way.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, Nintendo games suck, their stock falls down and they go back to making playing cards.

I wish I was a master poker player.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you become totally addicted to Poker and end up in a MHI.


I wish to be my avatar you see right now which no switching period. Also, I will not transform to anything else thereafter.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you are captured and your Pokéball(with you inside it) is thrown into a black hole, and you can no longer wish anything related to your avatar without dying somehow.

I wish for tl;dr to you and I am not "you".

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but nobody understands what you meant.

I wish to be the owner of Youtube.

 

[LN1]

Granted, Youtube gets cancelled right after you became the owner

I wish for small text that moves

 

[Nabber]

Granted but you already had it.
I wish that the person who answers my wish is Wheatley.

 

[LN1]

Granted, I magically transform into Wheatley and magically transform back into Luigi Bandicoot.

I wish for more time to think of a decent wish.