Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Dry-Petey]

Granted, but than you realize that it wasn't granted and it was just Don't use a Smiley day.
I wish that there was Super Luigi Bros.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted. It is the worst video game in all of the multiverse.

I wish would not die, get permanently glitched in a level or lose the game in any way and also make Nintendo pure awesome.

 

[LN1]

Granted, however your console gets destroyed.

Spoiler

I wish for you to know that you are stupid since you read this, I don't care if you call me stupid

 

[UltraMario]

I wish I was Pinkie Pie.

Granted, but I kill you. Also, I can't think of a way to corrupt the above wish, so meh.

I wish I could visit the Great Fairy's Fountain.

 

[KoopaTroopa]

Granted, you become drunk and die.
I wish I was Pinkie Pie the pony.

Root beer has no alcohol in it.

Last Wish: Granted, but the Great Fary was Ganandorf in disguise.

I wish for a A+ in Math.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but you are expelled from school for murder

I wish Sonic would stop ripping off DBZ.

 

[LN1]

Granted, Sega stops making Sonic games which would have not ripped off DBZ, even if you don't like Sonic, the fans will kill you.

I wish for another wish.

 

[Revin]

I wish Sonic would stop ripping off DBZ.

They aren't really ripping off DBZ. Games can have all sorts of simalarites, and I think one of the reasons might be because one of the guys who worked on Sonic liked DBZ. Mini rant is now over.

I wish for another wish.

Granted, but you have unlimeted as long as you don't double post, so this wish is redundant.

I wish that GP didn't think that Sonic is ripping off DBZ.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but now he thinks Mario is ripping of Dragon Ball Z

I wish to be my avatar you see right now which no switching period. Also, I will not transform to anything else thereafter, and I'm not affected by Pokeballs. (I'm surprised no one has seen the obvious dealbreaker).

 

[LN1]

Granted, you are affected by Ultra Balls.

I wish to eat your brainz.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but my brains make you explode.


I wish to be my avatar you see right now which no switching period. Also, I will not transform to anything else thereafter, and I'm not affected by Pokeballs of any kind, function, shape, form, or name. (I'm surprised no one has seen the obvious dealbreaker).

 

[LN1]

Granted, since you are a sort of wild Charmander, your flame is extinguished and you die.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but your wish doesn't exist.

I wish to be my avatar you see right now which no switching period. Also, I will not transform to anything else thereafter, and I'm not affected by Pokeballs of any kind, function, shape, form, or name, and I won't die at all, especially for stupid reasons.

 

[LN1]

Granted, but it is stated that if the flame on Charmander's tail were to extinguish, that Charmander would die so it's not stupid and you die for that reason.

I wish for yellow text.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but it is stated that if the flame on Charmander's tail were to extinguish, that Charmander would die so it's not stupid and you die for that reason.

I wish for yellow text.

Nevertheless, you still contradicted my wish.

Granted, you get THIS!!!!! And blinds you forever.

I wish to be my avatar you see right now which no switching period. Also, I will not transform to anything else thereafter, and I'm not affected by Pokeballs of any kind, function, shape, form, or name, and I won't die at all.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you live alone forever.

I wish for seizures.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you live forever.

I wish to be my avatar you see right now which no switching period. Also, I will not transform to anything else thereafter, and I'm not affected by Pokeballs of any kind, function, shape, form, or name, and I won't die at all. Also, I'll have plenty of other Charmanders to keep me company and love me.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but you also have the 648 others, who hate you.

I wish I had something bad happen to me.

 

[GalacticPetey]

granted, you die

I wish for end to sonic the hedgehog

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Granted, but you're too slow.

I wish to be married to this line: |

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but you get a divorce

I wish for a harpoon.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, it kills you.

I wish for an Element of Harmony.

 

[KoopaTroopa]

Granted, but you are expelled from school for murder

I wish Sonic would stop ripping off DBZ.

What if I prove myself innocent?

Granted, the Element explodes.

I wish for nontoxic clean oxygen.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but your life doesn't change a bit.
I wish for an A on this project I just finished.

 

[LN1]

Granted, A stands for "Absolutely Horrible" which means you fail.

I wish for stuff that explodes in yo' face.