Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but it's the Cereal Super Bowl, not the Football Super Bowl.

I wish I was a pony.
 
Granted, but by the time you get a good wish someone else has already posted.

I wish I was Pinkie Pie.
 
Granted, you grow old and frail and can never move while watching every single person you love die.

I wish I was Mason.
 
Luigi Bandicoot said:
Granted, that's the title of a strange thing and you become that, and are destroyed.

I wish for root water.
Do you even know who Pinkie Pie is?
Anyway, you drink it and you die.

I wish for someone smart to answer the rest of my posts.
 
GLaDOS said:
Luigi Bandicoot said:
Granted, that's the title of a strange thing and you become that, and are destroyed.

I wish for root water.
Do you even know who Pinkie Pie is?
Anyway, you drink it and you die.

I wish for someone smart to answer the rest of my posts.
How do I even start? Well, you see, you never specified you would become a living thing. You only said the name of what you wanted to transform into. Thus, someone named something that, you became that, and you were destroyed. Simple answer.
 
Pinkie Pie is a pony. There's only one Pinkie Pie. If you can Google "Pinkie Pie" and find a match that isn't about her and not made by a madman, then you win.
 
But it had expired ingredients.

I wish :posh: vs :yoshi: and both of them would not die, neither would any of them, the fight would go on forever, for they are equally matched.
 
Granted, the battle sucks as they just lay there bleeding forever.

I wish that people would stop using so many smileys.
 
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