Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, it's a boulder.

I wished I was Andrew Hussie.
 
Granted, you let go of your breath, it hits the ground, and it breaks.
I wish these ponies didn't drive me to drink.
 
Granted, Mah Lazer has been fired (too bad, she was a good worker).

I wish that David Beckham broke up with :posh: Spice.
 
Granted, you live one second longer than you originally would have.

I wish to die a painless death.
 
Granted, it's easy failure and you get humiliated.

I wish that the end to Skyward Sword was more impressive.
 
Granted, but Pokemon Trainer Red eats the cat.

I wish that Rudnicki would fall in love with the person below me.
 
Granted, but together we take the wiki for ourselves and you all become our slaves.

I wish for ultimate power.
 
Granted, you get the Ultimate Power Glove, which is so big, you can't hold it up, and it crushes you.

I wish for a :posh:/ :bowjr: slash fic.
 
Pokémon Trainer Red said:
Evil Magikrazy said:
Granted, but Pokemon Trainer Red eats the cat.
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Granted, Gamzee dies a painful death.

I wish Chikorita was real
I was referencing the Pancakes and Waffles thread.

Granted, but you accidentally eat him.
I wish Wile E. Coyote could finally get the Roadrunner.
 
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