Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Marstar2000]

Granted. There is also another army who hates you and you are outnumbered by infinite.

I wish Poshington The XIV wasn't so interested in .

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but he would be ington The XIV.

I wish I could visit Chemical Plant Zone.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you are eaten by it.

I wish for the strangest wish ever that won't harm me, kill me, and nobody will eat me.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you now live forever in an Absolutely Safe Capsule.

I wish I could visit Gloomy Gala.

 

[LN1]

Granted, it eats you.

I wish for a coin.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, but you choke on it and die.

I wish divided by zero.

 

[vgdunkey]

Granted, you die.

I wish that English didn't have so many exceptions to its rules.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, but no one gets used to the changes, and nobody can speak anymore.

I wish I had a MissingNo.

 

[RandomYoshi]

Granted, but it crashes your game.

I wish that I could fly.

 

[EctoBiologist]

Granted, but you're shot in a duck hunt-esque game.

I wish that Smasher wouldn't make typos.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, now he does it purpose to annoy you.

I wish I knew who the real Moody (Moody's Point of The Amanda Show was)

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted. She doesn't want you to know who she is so she destroys you.

I wIsH My TeXt WaSn't LiKe ThIs.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted. She doesn't want you to know who she is so she destroys you.

i WiSh mY tExT wAsN'T lIkE tHiS.

Granted, I fixed it.

I wish Cleverbot would stop calling me Steve Jobs Pinkie Pie.

 

[RandomYoshi]

Granted, but now it insults you instead.

I wish that I could survive without sleeping.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you still get all the side-effects from not sleeping (see that Fairy Oddparents episode).

I wish I had the power to see through Invisible Objects.

 

[RandomYoshi]

Granted, but you will see many things you wish you didn't see.

I wish that I had a memory that never failed me.

 

[vgdunkey]

Granted, but it eats you.

I wish that I was a veteran in this community.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, but you suffer from post-traumatic stress.

I wish that this wish wasn't granted.

 

[LN1]

Granted, this is now a paradox and the universe is so messed up you die.

I wish for a ruler.

 

[RandomYoshi]

Granted, but you get a person who is mad with power, and he makes you work your whole life.

I wish for a perfect day.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but after today, you never want to live another day every again.

I wish that I can answer 42 for every single problem in Math and get them all right.

 

[RandomYoshi]

Granted, but you get a low grade in all of your other subjects.

I wish for getting a low 100% time in Banjo-Kazooie.

 

[LN1]

Granted, it's so low the government suspects of you and makes tests of you believing you're an alien.

I wish that this sentence weren't green.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but now it's white.

I wish for a time machine.

 

[RandomYoshi]

Granted; you see yourself when traveling in time, so you get terrified, and you decide to commit suicide because you are so shocked about it.

I wish this sentence would stay put.