Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you go in a Castle that is 2,581 miles of spikes at the top that is barely high enough for you to jump, so the Propeller Mushroom is worthless.

I wish I was Typhlosion.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you get ganged up upon by a ton of Water Pokémon and are beaten.

I wish that somebody would make me so giant I could fight moving buildings(like in Bowser's Inside Story)

 

[User 101]

Granted but you lose.

I wish I was playing Mario Kart DS.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted. The game explodes.

Spoiler: DONT CLICK

I wish people would click this more.

 

[LN1]

Granted, their clicks kill people.

I wish for a box that contains Mini Mushrooms.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish I had the Miracle Book.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but it's just a cleaning agent.

I wish I was Big Brother and watched people 24/7.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but then George Orwell decided not to write 1984, so you don't exist.

I wish to be the character in my signiture.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, you're now the character in my signature. Since I don't have a signature, you cease to exist.

I wish that Justin Beiber was a black guy.

 

[LN1]

Granted, his singing kills you no matter what.

I wish GS15/Gillbergfan were Sir Poshington the XV again.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat him.

I wish I was a Blitz Ball Gambler.

 

[Magikrazy]

I don't know what that is, so I eat you.

I wish that Posh Jr. was a pony.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

I wish Valentine's Day changed to Hate Day.

Holy bleep you just reminded that I have to read 1984 for a school project.

Thanks for that.

I don't know what that is, so I eat you.

I wish that Posh Jr. was a pony.

Smasher goes insane.

I wish that they made Star Trek 11 a good movie.

 

[LN1]

Granted, it is so good, if you are over 9000 years old, any person even a milisecond younger doesn't enjoy it at all.

I wish for Giant Bowser(not Giga Bowser from Smash Bros., Giant Bowser from Bowser's Inside Story).

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat him.

I wish I could visit Darunia's Cavern Dungeon.

 

[LN1]

Granted, but they kill you for digesting a 1,000 ton, 7,000 kilometers tall Koopa.

I wish for something that will be bad for you if you eat it but won't harm me.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I'm immortal, rendering your wish useless.

I wish I could visit Chemical Plant.

 

[LN1]

Granted, they kill you even if you are inmortal since the chemicals make you mortal and then they proceed to kill you like a mortal.

I wish for something that will kill even inmortals, and you will eat it, and it won't harm me.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I'm reincarnated after death.

I wish I was Tubba Blubba.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted. You fall off the stage, which is only half an inch thick.

I wish had something that was not harmful to any of the universe and beyond.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but people love you so much that they kill you.

I wish that you would stop making useless Mindless Junk topics.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but the people miss my topics so much they kill you.

I wish for a very handsome picture of me.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish I could visit World 4 (Forest).

 

[User4042]

Granted, you lack food and die.

I wish for an explosion.

 

[Vinnie927]

Granted, but it kills you.
I wish for superior skills in Mario Kart Wii