Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Marstar2000 said:
Granted. You get a million bucks and spend it on a very valuable TV. It brakes.

ish asn't alking ike his
It brakes? Good, I thought it would hit that car

Granted, but you fall in it and never get out.

I wish I could explode.
 
LuigiNo.1 said:
Granted, you explode painfully and slowly.

I wish for a wish to kill somebody.
Isn't that what happens when you go through a black hole or something?

Granted, you kill yourself.

I wish for a bottomless sack with infinite space and infinite food pizza inside.
 
Granted, but his gender is switched along with his body.

I wish I can play the piano (and in the music world, playing means, in these exactly words, "play perfectly")
 
Granted, she gets a fatal disease and is unable to end her torture.

I wish Fred Flintstone wore a purple bowler hat.
 
Granted, the song "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne will now play continually in your head forever and ever and ever endeavor...

I wish that oil lamps were made from a highly flammable substance.
 
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