Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted, it doesn't carry oxygen to your body and you die, and you run out of rootbeer blood.

I wish that Magikrazy51 would stop thinking that all bronies are males.

They all are! The term for girls who are my little pony fans are pegasisters.

But then he will not be in any.

I wish for Twilight, Spike, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie to be in Nintendo games (SSB)

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, Hasbro being the unorganized people they are lose the rights and My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is cancelled.

I wish I had pudding that I could eat without anything killing, sickening, or hurting me and I want to eat it.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but you don't like the flavor.

I wish I could live at the Comet Observatory.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but one day, you thought it would be fun to jump off and the force will pull you back on, but that feature didn't work.

I wish for Uranium.

 

[Pandapowah]

Granted. You are now a frozen statue of Uranium.

I wish this weekend was longer.

 

[User4042]

Granted, I'm already on a long weekend and you can't be.

I wish for BANANAS

 

[Pandapowah]

Granted but you went BANANAS

I wish for Facebook to have their color scheme changed to green.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but everybody in Facebook hates the new change and quits.

I wish more people on this forum knew what Everybody Edits was.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but the whole site crashes and you can't use it anymore.

I wish that Applejack and Rainbow Dash were males.

 

[User4042]

Granted, but Twilight and Fluttershy kiss them

I wish for BANANAS

 

[Magikrazy]

The genie denies your wish because you already wished fir it.

I wish the below wish was true.

I wish the above wish was false.

 

[Pandapowah]

Granted. The paradox crippled the universe and destroyed reality itself.

I wish for a funny picture.

 

[User4042]

Granted but it's a pony.

I wish for Bowser

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but it's a huge bowser: . Wait, darn, the font size does not affect smileys. Your lucky.

I wish I was Mordecai.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you die for a reason I can't really remember.

I wish for .

 

[User 101]

Granted but it's a terror smiley that eats you.

I wish for a Wii.

 

[DragonFreak]

@LuigiNo. 1 Granted, but it dies for a reason I also can't remember.

@Mr. W Granted, but it sucks your life force.

I still wish to be Mordecai.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, but you know who else wished for that? MY MOM!

I wish, I wish, I wish for a fish.

 

[User 101]

Granted but it's a 300 pound pirahna. It eats you.

I wish for

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you know who else wished for that? MY MOM!

Good one!

I wish for

Granted, but when it's Waluigi Time, no one survives.

I wish someone would make a shrine dedicated to my glory in MJ.

 

[User4042]

Granted, but it's a huge bowser:

.

There. :P

@DragonFreak: Granted, it is locked

I wish for pie

 

[Pandapowah]

Granted:

I wish for some Chocolate Ice Cream

 

[Propeller Toad]

Granted, but it melts instantly once you receive it. Additionally, you have it on a cone and this forces you to clean up the mess after the ice cream had melted.

I wish that global warming was not taking place currently and melting a large portion of the arctic glaciers (and Pandapowah's ice cream).

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but then global freezing took place and it freezes the universe.

I wish for a wish that I could wish and nobody else could wish even if they wished.

 

[Ultraluigi]

Granted, but then global freezing took place and it freezes the universe.

I wish for a wish that I could wish and nobody else could wish even if they wished.

Granted, but it didn't come true.
I wish that MJ wasn't stupid.