Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Magikrazy]

The genie mishears you and the character Ran from Mega Man 4 says "Duh" and beats you to beath (Ran dumb die beats)

I wish for something stupid.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted. Its a bomb.

I wish YoshiKartWii was my assistant and will make me all the signatures I want.

 

[LN1]

Granted, they suck.

I wish for milk.

 

[User4042]

Granted, it is stale.

I wish for Applejack.

 

[Verbal Rhythm]

Granted, you get Apple Jacks.

I wish World Peace.

 

[LN1]

Granted, it isn't our world.

I wish for moving stuff.

 

[Verbal Rhythm]

Dang it!

Granted, you get motion sickness. Granted, you get motion sickness. Granted, you get motion sickness.


I wish for World Peace on Earth.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, all weapons are destroyed. Aliens easily take over.

I wish John F. Kennedy had been born bulletproof.

 

[LN1]

Granted, he dies from young age diabetes.

I wish for .

 

[Pandapowah]

Granted. The Wario Smiley (No I do not mean Wario from Mushroom Kingdom. I meant the actual smiley) now follows you where ever you go! From Earth to heaven! The Wario smiley will follow you everywhere!
Go on! Follow him!
I wish for a Pop Tart...

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but it's garbage flavor with Garbage Jam inside. And it's frozen.

I wish that I am smarter than I am right now.

 

[Pandapowah]

Granted. But you became so smart the government had to take you away for testing.

I wish for 15 more dollars

 

[LN1]

Granted, they are fake.

I wish for something.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, it's a pencil.

I wish there was no catch to this wish.

 

[User4042]

Granted, you get no food with it.

I wish for the pony named Applejack

 

[Magikrazy]

Grranted, Applejack has been cloned and that clone is yours. However, this pony has a different personality. An evil one. The Applejack clone kills you slowly and painfully.

I wish Pokemon Trainer Red would stop trying to wish for Applejack.

 

[Verbal Rhythm]

Granted, I'll wish for AppleJack instead.

I'll wish for AppleJack.

 

[User4042]

Granted, I still wish for Applejack.

I wish for Applejack.

 

[Verbal Rhythm]

Granted, she sits on you and you die.

I wish for a world universe without Applejack.

 

[User4042]

Not granted.

I wish for Bob.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, here it is. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nej4xJe4Tdg

I wish my hand was a bucket.

 

[User4042]

Granted, here it is.

Fixed.

Granted, all the blood is stuck there and you die.

I wish for more people to be bronies.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, everyone is now a Brony (male fan of My Little Pony), including the ponies themselves.

I wish I bled root beer.

 

[User4042]

Granted, it doesn't carry oxygen to your body and you die, and you run out of rootbeer blood.

I wish that Magikrazy51 would stop thinking that all bronies are males.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted. I now think that Superman has been in way too many crossovers.

I wish Superman was in less crossovers.