Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I become a mod and delete it.

I wish I could visit Moe's Tavern.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but Moe shoots you for no reason.

I wish that the Simpsons would be faster making new episodes.

 

[Boidoh]

Granted but they suck and had to end the show.

I wish i was

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat you.

I wish I could visit Dark Path.

 

[User4042]

Granted but the real Pinkie Pie murders you.

I wish for Bowsaher would be killed by Rainbows.

 

[Smashley]

Granted, you get killed too.

I wish for something.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But that something is wishing you haven't posted.


I wish that there mas a Video game called:
Mario & My Little Pony & Sonic at the Pony-ville Olympic games.

 

[Bop1996]

Granted, but it is reviewed by AVGN.

I wish for paper cups.

 

[User4042]

Granted, Smasher eats them.

I wish for rainbows

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat them.

I wish I could visit a temple/palace.

 

[Bop1996]

Granted, but Smasher eats you.

I wish for the number seven.

 

[Smashley]

Granted, it's gigantic and crushes you.

I wish Waluigi was more popular.

 

[Bop1996]

Granted, but you eat him.

I wish that this wish didn't exist.

 

[Smashley]

Granted, you don't exist.

I wish you guys would stop making me eat stuff.

 

[Bop1996]

Granted, but you starve to death.

I wish that I didn't have to wish.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but that's the purpose of this game.

I wish I could visit Zanarkand.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you do it for a quadrillionth of a nanosecond.

I wish for Super 8) Bros. PC.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat it.

I wish I could be a Blitz Ball Gambler.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you lose and get eaten by your past self.

I wish for random poison I won't eat/drink/consume.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, it's drunk by someone you love, and it slowly, painfully, kills him/her.

I wish to blow up, I mean get big.

 

[Dry-Petey]

Granted, you become big then blow up.

I wish that Plants vs Zombies 2 would come out and I got a perfect copy that I didn't steal and is brand new.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, and the game is so awesome, it melts your iPhone making the game unplayable.

I wish for a turkey sandwich, but I don't want a real turkey, I don't want to become a turkey and I don't want any surprises.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you can't eat it since you have some random problem in your mouth that prevents you from eating meat.

I wish for Super 8) Bros. PC that has an indestructible anti-mouth shield.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but you lost it

I wish to escape from HFIL.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, but you get shot.

I wish I could eat my turkey sandwich.