Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Nabber]

Granted, you're a combination of subscript and superscript.

I wish for delicious fudge to eat.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but it's poisonous

I wish for Earth to become a living hell.

 

[User4042]

Granted, but everyone dies, except me.

I wish for pie with nothing bad in it.

 

[Boidoh]

Granted, but i come in and fart on it.

I wish to be banned.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, you are banned forever.

 

[LN1]

You wish to die and die.

I
wish
you
knew

Spoiler

I wasted

some time of your life making you read this wish

 

[Boidoh]

Yes, but someone comes and kill you.. Random...

I wish for . I CANT FINISH MY WISH.. MY COMPUTER IS GOING WILD!!!!!!!!!! I WISH MY COMPUTER WASnt GOING WILD...

 

[LN1]

Granted, but you fall from a cliff into an endless portal fall. You get sick and eventually die from starving.

I wish for throne get.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but you die.

I wish to destroy the Emperor

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but I destroy you!

I wish Yoshi was less underrated.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, because he's overrated.
I wish that Yoshi wasn't so overrated.

 

[Boidoh]

Granted, You made it that Yoshi Never Existed.

I wish that Discord was an idiot.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but he already is.

I wish for control of the galaxy.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but you die.

I wish that people wouldn't hate on Discord.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but he's the most liked villain in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

I wish I was Koume & Kotake.

 

[Boidoh]

Granted, you turn into a japaneese idiot?

I wish for world peace.. :P

 

[Dry-Petey]

Granted, but a different world. Not Earth.

I wish that Total Drama Revenge Of the Island episode 2 would air ahead of time.

 

[ToxBox]

Granted, you will get punishment for missing school

I wish that I have 20,000 coins in MK7

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat them.

I wish I could go somewhere.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but somewhere is in DK's barrel blaster and you fly into a volcano.

I wish Yoshi was considered the most epic character in Mario.

 

[Boidoh]

Granted, but he gets kidnapped by bowser and bowser jr.

I wish for my personal BOOMERANG BRO!

 

[MCS]

Granted, but he accidentally lunges a boomerang in your throat, making blood spew everywhere and you die a slow, painful death as you get laid in a casket by your grandmother.

I wish this game was fun.

 

[Boidoh]

Granted But you make it boring.

I wish for my mommy.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat her.

I wish I was a Mini-Boss.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you die from choking on the treasure chest you guard.

I wish for a mindless junk post that won't ban or kill me.