Good wishes aren't always good wishes

granted it sends you to hell! DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNNNNNN!

I wish for a wookie.
 
granted you get nothing

I wish for nothing
 
Granted, it's so easy that you do not use your muscles at all and they atrhopie and you are paralysed and can not move.

I wish for wafflez
 
Granted, they're poisoned.

I wish the release dates of SMG of the US and Europe switched.
 
granted instead the US's gets swapped with Australias and for some reason so does SSBB

I wish for a dead cheep-cheep
 
Granted, this wish is about Jr. taking over Nintendo.

I wish Bowser Jr. died.
 
I wish that Gdjdkeemdhfujfhe would jhdkwuwmbfg an ajfkjemebeu so that a wfkufekjhwwikwmn could wmwnauiaoia its fewmnqjsisksm.
 
Granted, you are now a pancake.

I wish vegetables tasted like Yoshi.
 
Granted, Salad Fingers runs off with it.
I wish Homestar updated more.
 
Granted, it updates so much that their database asplodes.

Ï wïsh thät thösë döts wöüld stöp föllöwïng më.
 
He'd scream "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!".

What if nobody saw that?
 
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