Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Smiddle]

Granted. It's eating people, including you.

I wish I could read the topic title

 

[crystalking]

granted, you put more i wish question and your head asplodes


I wish for and army of

 

[Smiddle]

Granted. Their monocles fall off and can not see.

I wish I was posh.

 

[crystalking]

granted you look like :?:

I wish that I was a sad person

 

[Smiddle]

Granted. You cry a river and drown in it.

I wish I wished that I wished that I would wish while wishing.

 

[crystalking]

granted, the gieni makes u asplode

I wish for wishes

 

[Smiddle]

Granted, you wish that a Piranha plant would eat you.

I wish I had one of those digital pianos

 

[crystalking]

granted, it electricutes you

I wish for nothing to go wrong w/ this wish

 

[Smiddle]

Granted. Nothing went wrong, just bad.

I wish I had some more Weird Al albums.

 

[crystalking]

granted, they don't work

I wish for Shyguy27's palace of cheese

 

[Smiddle]

Granted, the cheese rots.

I wish I had a pwnful scanner

 

[crystalking]

granted, it breaks


I wish for your post count

 

[Smiddle]

Granted, but I get it back

 

[Smiddle]

Granted, but I get it back

 

[crystalking]

I wish that smiddle would lose posts for double posting

 

[Smiddle]

Granted, you get banned for telling.

I wish that one of the posts got deleted

 

[crystalking]

granted, it gets cloned

I wish for movies

 

[Smiddle]

Granted, some random guy named "Movies" comes and shoots you.

 

[Dodoman]

I wish Smiddle posted a wish for me to destroy.

 

[PaperStriker]

Granted, it's a wish to destroy Diddy Kong.

I wish for spaghetti.

 

[Dodoman]

It is Mario's spaghetti, and he punches your face in.

I wish I knew how to play an accordion worm.

 

[PaperStriker]

Granted, but they all disappear from Earth.

I wish for something that pwns.

 

[Dodoman]

Granted, and it pwns... you.

I wish for an original wish.

 

[PaperStriker]

Granted, it's so original that you become jealous and commit suicide.

 

[Dodoman]

I wish PaperStriker posted a wish.