Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but I didn't see it, because I'm on IPad.

I wish there was a Ghostbusters III
 
Granted but it receives treible reviews and no one sees it.

I wish Smasher was a mod
 
Granted, but he then becomes corrupt, makes his way up to steward, becomes dictator of the wiki, and eventually is killed by his past self (reference to professor Layton there).

I wish the Olympics didn't have to leave London.
 
Granted, but the competitors are horrible and no one watches the Olympics ever again.

I wish I could jump as high as Mario.
 
NSY said:
I wish Smasher was a mod

so do i

Granted, you'll be working twice as much next year instead.

I wish for a wish.
 
Granted, but the wish is to die and go to hell.

I wish that my Wii didn't corrupt and make me lose all the data on it.
 
Granted but your wii gets corrupted anyway
I wish that Porple suddenly slapped the next person to post here
 
Granted, now he talks through his nose, which is very, very annoying.

I wish for Super Mario Galaxy 3.
 
Granted, but you see your past self and paradox destroys the universe.

I wish I had unlimited chocolate ice cream.
 
Granted, but you gain too much control and become some sort of evil mastermind

I wish Christopher Nolan would make a Justice League Movie without being drunk and high
 
Granted, but he is forced by the Russian Mafia to make it horrible.

I wish Christopher Nolan would sop getting in trouble with the Russian Mafia.
 
Granted, but then he gets arrested for no reason


I wish Christopher Nolan would be able to do the Justice League Movie without any troubles.
 
Granted, but Batman dies in the first 10 minutes. It is, however, still one of the best grossing movies of all time.

I wish I didn't have to do algebraic proofs.
 
Granted by your money was stolen

I wish houses where bigger
 
Granted, but you swallow some bills and suffocate to death.

I wish that Mario games didn't have any super-annoying characters.
 
Granted (thus daisy is destroyed) but then the games wipe out every character, as they can all be considered annoying ('cept for Yoshi, of course)

I wish for infinite Packy dolls
 
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