Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, but it doesn't work because I'm Neptune, bitch.


I wish I was Steward of the Mario Wiki

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but trolls.

I wish I had infinite power.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, but trolls

I wish there were no such things as ads

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but everywhere there was an ad, there is now a picture of a very old man's junk.

I wish that I could run a 30 minute 10k.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, but everywhere there was an ad, there is now a picture of a very old man's junk.

I wish that I could run a 30 minute 10k.

Granted, but then you realise you must become a superhero, so you come up with a name, only for you to be put in comics, then your popularity slowly decreases, until you end up washed up, being beaten by Batman, Superman, and the Avengers. Your superhero name? Flash.

I wish I wasn't steward of Mario wiki

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, you are now stewardess.

I wish that sausages would fly into my mouth.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but that makes you sound like a horny homosexual.

I wish I had a roller coaster in my backyard.

 

[Specific Neptune]

granted, but it explodes, killing you, your family, and any pets you have

The house makes it though

I wish I could grant wishes

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but only ones that involve homosexual erotic fanfictions.

I wish there weren't any lines at Carowinds.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, but-oh, that's right, I can only grant wishes about homosexual erotic fan fictions. D:

Now I wish I don't do that.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but know you can't grant wishes outside of this thread.

I wish there weren't any lines at Carowinds.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, but know you can't grant wishes outside of this thread.

I wish there weren't any lines at Carowinds.

granted, but no one goes on them except from you, and they shut down

I wish WWII didn't happen

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but Hitler is instead born in your lifetime, he is currently 16 years old.

I wish I could skip Geography and go and take History

 

[Cirdec]

Granted, but you will fail your exams.

I wish I could use Uber Pokemons at the Battle Subway.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but no one cares about smogon tiers

I wish I could put more than five smilies in a post.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but Neptune would go on a puppy killing spree.

I wish Neptune wouldn't kill puppies.

 

[Specific Neptune]

granted, but I kill babies instead

I wish Nabber would still stab Komodos whenever someone posts :3

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but he gets banned for it.

I wish I had lots of money

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, but the power of being rich goes to your head, and you lose your friends and family

I wish H was I

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but H don't tihnk tiat tiat hs a good hdea.

I wish my "i"s and "h"s we normal.

 

[Specific Neptune]

granted, but hitler....

I wish this thread was the True or False thread

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but now we have two.

The next user has a wish.

 

[Specific Neptune]

False

The next user- *boom*

 

[NotABannableOffense]

I wish that I was MLG Pro.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted, but everyone's better.

I wish I had a pocket guitar