Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but how am I posting right now? You go crazy figuring out the answer

I wish Hayley Williams was my Girlfriend.
 
Granted. Instead, Slender plays you.

I wish someone could make me a sandwich (and don't do that thing where you make a sandwich and have me eat it; I want to be turned into a sandwich).
 
Granted, however, your grades drop and you fail your exams, and end up living on the street with no job, no family, slowly dying of pneumonia.

I wish I was a real superhero
 
Granted, but when you know what will happen when things will happen, you lose the suspense of life, so you kill yourself

I wish monkeys could talk
 
Granted but the Monkey found it to hard and want back to not speaking

I wish Metal Luigi was blown up.
 
Granted but they are turned back 1 second later.

I wish mods other than Porple had power to change Ranks.
 
Minnie T. said:
Granted but you accidentally were made mod in action.
That's an good thing.

Granted but the banks ran out of Paper to produce money

I wish Hogwarts has real.
 
Granted, but you said grant failed, the aim of the game is to grant wishes, therefore, you are disqualified

I wish I was married to the queen
 
Granted, but you are deactivated forever, meaning your soul must wander forever without a purpose
I wish I could do sadistic torture to the next person who posts here.
 
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