Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Paper Jorge]

granted. cthulhu awakens and kills everyone. the end.


i wish i had a wish to make

 

[Pandapowah]

Granted but you didn't know what to wish for your wish.
I wish to enslave all humans and control their minds.

 

[Smg2daisy]

Granted but only Smasher does not controlled by you because he is an alien
I wish all schools disappear

 

[RandomGuy]

Granted but you become a slave
I wish for pie

 

[Pandapowah]

2nd time I did this...

I wish I can fly and leave a rainbow trail.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but the rainbow trail is solid and has to be forced from you rectum.

I wish I didn't have to take spanish.

 

[NSY]

Granted but your parents instead made you Arabic.

I wish Textiles was not compulsory.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but 8 semesters of P.E. in High School now is.

I wish that the post below me didn't ask for this.

 

[Smashley]

I wish the above post contained a wish.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but I'll forget this time too.

I wish I wasn't doing this.

 

[Cirdec]

I wish that French would be the most spoken language in the world.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but you can't speak it.

I wish that chocolate had actual nutritional value.

 

[NSY]

Granted but the value was very low.

I wish that I had more money.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but you have less than 1% more than you did before.

I wish owned an Iron Man suit.

 

[Cirdec]

Granted, but you can't wear it.

I wish my bank account got more than 7 digits.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but they are to the right of the decimal.

I wish I had more posts then Smasher

 

[Revin]

Granted, but nobody cares anyway.

I wish for world peace.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but it only happens as a result of an all out nuclear war that kills every last human being.

I wish I had access to Slayed's maplestory account

 

[Baja]

Granted, but then you become overwhelmed and become a recluse.

I wish Mario Kart Physics were 1) Real and 2) a HS class.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but the results of the new standard model kill you in a violent car crash that sends you flying into the ocean.

I wish I was a famous YT LPer.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Granted but you are known negativly

I wish I knew Michael Cera

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but that's only because you rear end him at a stop light.

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

 

[NSY]

Granted but your parents sent you to a very posh school instead.

I wish Metal Mario was never playable again.

 

[Revin]

Granted, he's replaced by Metal Wario.

I wish that I could think of a wish.

 

[NSY]

Granted but the other wish didn't come true.

I wish Metal Wario was blown up.