Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[BowserJunior]

Granted, but then a piano rematerializes and falls on it.

I wish I had a Wii U that couldn't break (I'm not falling for my own trick).

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, I break it.

I wish I was Shadow UltraMario.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, but you will be forgotten of everyone.


I wish I had lotsa pasta!!!!!

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, you get killed by CDi Luigi.

I wish Pinna Park was real.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, but only in your dreams.


I wish for luck.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, it's bad luck.

I wish I was athletic.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, your muscles weigh so much you can't move.


I wish for good luck.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, it's a rabbit's foot.

I wish I could go to Jinjo Village.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, but the villagers hate you.



I wish I have a broken foot, so that I can't do sports.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, your foot is amputated.

I wish I could go to Glitter Gulch Mine.

 

[Shyghoul]

Granted,but you are only allowed to stay there 1 second.

I wish for something bad to happen to me.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, but it ends extremely well.

I wish for food.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, I eat it.

I wish I could visit Hailfire Peaks.

 

[Shyghoul]

Granted,but you die when you get there.

I wish for something amazing.

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

Granted, but you get a chewed piece of gum.


i wish that bad wishes are good wishes and good wishes are still good wishes.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, you get a paper saying that.


I wish a blizzard could bury my school.

 

[Shyghoul]

Granted,but you are inside when it happens and you are trapped there forever.

I wish for a wish.

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

Granted,but you are inside when it happens and you are trapped there forever.

I wish for a wish.

aint that dark.


granted, but you get no wish.

i wish for michael jordan to play basketball with me.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, he says you suck.


I wish for a bomb to drop on my school, and I'm at home at that time.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, you get a death sentence for terrorism.

I wish I was Mingy Jongo.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, everybody pretends you're invisible.


I wish for a cookie :3

 

[BowserJunior]

Granted, you drop it in a lake.

I wish Nintendo cut the Wii u price.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, they cut you in half.
I wish for lotsa money.

 

[BowserJunior]

Granted, it gets stolen.

I wish it was summer.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, you get roasted by the heat.

I wish for chocolate.