Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[BowserJunior]

Granted, you brother eats it.

I wish I could shapeshift.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted. You get stuck and cannot shift anymore when you transformed into toilet paper.


I wish for poison for my researches.

 

[BowserJunior]

Granted, you accidentally drink it.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Bowser Jr, you now wish for something. You have halted the whole game. I'll just continue the thing anyway.

I wish for at least 1000 PMs in the Boards.

 

[BowserJunior]

Whoops.

Granted, they're all from mods telling you you broke the rules.

I wish I was 13.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, you die the day after.


I wish for 1000 PMs on the Boards, and that they are NOT from Mods telling me that I broke rules. I really want 1000 messages.

 

[BowserJunior]

Granted, you accidentally delete them before you can read them.

I wish count to 1,000,000 would go faster.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, it also makes the space time continuum faster.

I wish I could visit Barrel Volcano.

 

[BowserJunior]

Granted, you fall in.

I wish I was invincible.

 

[Amphituber]

Granted, but now you can't taste or feel anything.

I wish Pikmin 3 was out.

 

[BowserJunior]

Granted, it's terrible.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Amphituber]

Granted, but you develop a crippling addiction to flying that ruins your whole life.

I wish I was a Big Daddy.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, but you change back seconds later.

I wish for Kig Boo to have a more evil laugh.

 

[BowserJunior]

Granted, it's so creepy you go insane.

I wish there was no such thing as homework.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, school gets longer days.


I wish for fried eggz.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, I eat them.

I wish I could go to Dream Land.

 

[Amphituber]

Granted, Kirby mistakes you for candy and eats you.

I wish people would stop calling me a frog

 

[BowserJunior]

Granted, they call you a toad.

I wish I had A's in everything.

 

[Amphituber]

Granted, they call you a toad.

DANG LOOPHOLE

Granted, your social life goes to crap.
I wish I had more time to think of a wish.

 

[BowserJunior]

Granted, someone exploits a loophole anyways.

I wish I could get the first green star in the stone cyclone galaxy.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, your save file is deleted afterward.

I wish I could ride the Halberd.

 

[BowserJunior]

Granted, you fall off.

I wish Lego mindstorms were cheaper.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, they don't do good sales.

I wish I was Marx.

 

[BowserJunior]

Granted, kirby pwns you.

I wish I was kirby.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, I suck you into my magic yarn.

I wish I was 0².