Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but all of your pictures get turned into a picture of a dog drawn by a three-year old.
I wish for waffles.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, you get poisonous waffles.



I wish for a homework ban.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but it affects everyone but you.
I wish I was in Glitzville.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, you appear right in between Koopinator and Rawk Hawk during a match.

I wish Fawful was in Mario Kart.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but he's close to impossible to unlock.

I wish Bowser was even funnier than he currently is.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, but he's so hilarious you break your laugh box.

I wish Paper Mario Sticker Star was more like its predecessors.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but your copy gets set on fire.

I wish I had a pet Amazy Dayzee.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, but it runs away.

I wish I could teleport.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but you teleport in front of Rawk Hawk when he's about to body slam someone.

I wish for food.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, it's poisonous sushi with mustard.

I wish for unlimited Taco Bell

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but Taco Bell goes out of business.

I wish I had unlimited Whacka Bumps.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, you're arrested for cruelty towards Whackas.

I wish for Heaven.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but you fall off a cloud.

I wish Amazy Dayzees were as common as your average Goomba.

 

[BowserJunior]

Granted, goombas become extremely rare.

 

[Crackin355]

Granted.

I wish for pie

 

[BowserJunior]

Granted, it's poisoned.

I wish for peace and happiness and long life for everyone.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted but Antichrist hsa come.

I wish life were a Mario game

 

[BowserJunior]

Granted, it's The Lost Levels.

I wish for two wishes in my next post.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, but you die before you can enjoy them.

I wish I was invincible.

 

[BowserJunior]

Granted, you get tuberculosis.

I wish that nothing bad would happen and humanity could live in happiness.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, but we switch places with reptiles and they are the new humanity.

I wish the cake wasn't a lie.

 

[BowserJunior]

Granted, it's poisoned.

I wish I was meta knight.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, you forget how to use a sword and kill yourself.

I wish i had infinite lives

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, you get banished to the netherworld for being immortal.

I wish I could vist the Underworld.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, you're trapped there for eternity.

I wish I could shapeshift.