Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[BowserJunior]

Granted, I escape and pwn you.

I wish I was meta knight.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but you "accidentally" stab yourself with your own sword.

I wish I had a puppy.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, it dies.

I wish I could go to Route 209

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Is that Pokemon???? In that case, a gang of thieves awaits you there, and they rob you of all money.


I wish that Pokemon X and Y could come out faster.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but they sell out before you get a copy.
I wish I had a pet Goomba.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

That is such a good wish.... almost sad to ruin it...


Anyway... Unfortunately, your pet Goomba is extremely aggressive.



I wish for a pet Amp...

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but you die of shock. (literally)
I wish Amazy Dayzees were real.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Amps are nice...

Granted, you cannot find any...


I wish for a pet Shy Guy...

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but the Shy Guy is so shy it refuses to come out of its cage/room.
I wish I had a peanut butter and Jammin' Jelly sandwich.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, I eat it.


I wish for a pet Boo.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but it gets eaten by Tubba Blubba.
I wish Yoshis were real.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, they take over the human race

I wish I could go to Mute City.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, they don't want you there.


I wish for everlasting memory.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but you get Alzheimer's.
I wish I had a Shine Sprite.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, you get blinded by its shine.


I wish that I could find a perfect avatar.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but it's deleted as soon as you find it.
I wish that Lumas were real.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, they wish that you don't exist on this topic.


I wish for 20/20 for every test.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but you forgot a zero and you got 20/200.
I wish for world peace.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, you get banished in another dimension in exchange.


I wish to see King Boo...

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but he permanently haunts your dreams.
I wish I had Luigi's hat.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted... Luigi sues them off you...


I wish I had a pet Skully.

 

[Lord Bowser]

I don't know what that is...
I wish Comte Niark would look at the item thread.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, I already have looked at it...


I wish for Goombar to change his name to Goombule.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but I hack the system and change it back.
I wish Comte Niark would implode.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, I implode, but I survive.


I wish for Goombar to have better quality avatars.