Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[UltraMario]

Granted, you get the whole pi.

I wish there was a Wreck-It Ralph fad.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but it dies down faster than Silly Bands.

I wish 's were

.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

granted,

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i wish for infinite monster energy

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but the supply is on Pluto.

I wish I had an apple.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

granted, it has a worm in it

i wish for weapons

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, you get a finger gun.

I wish I was as big as the 's in the Supermassive Galaxy.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

granted, Mario gets a Mega Mushroom and stomp you.

i wish for chicken

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but the chicken is poisoned.

I wish I was a Paragoomba.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

granted, Mario sky-squishes you

i wish i had mega mushroom

 

[UltraMario]

granted, you forgot an a in that post.

I wish I had a Solo Menu.

 

[Lord Bowser]

granted, but it breaks down.

I wish I could be on fire and alive at the same time.

 

[UltraMario]

Granded, but you're a Foomba.

I wish Palutena would return.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, she leaves the game to join mario :p


I wish for The Milo to be mine.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, it's this Milo.

I wish I could go inside Hades' Belly.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but it's filled with lava and fire.

I wish Goombas were invincible and even more dangerous than Giga Bowser.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, they're not as danger as Dark Bowser.

I wish I could pass The Three Trials.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but you fail miserably at the Grand Finale Galaxy (which is literally the easiest galaxy in the game).

I wish for a 1-Up Mushroom.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you fail miserably at the Grand Finale Galaxy (which is literally the easiest galaxy in the game).

I was talking about the one's from Kid Icarus. *facepalm*

Granted, I eat it.

I wish the War would end.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but not before America is nuked off of the planet. (not meaning to be offensive)

I wish for a Jigglypuff.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, I steal it from you with a Snag Ball.

I wish America wasn't nuked.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, the world is sucked into a black hole instead. I wish for Mario & Luigi: Dream Team early.

 

[Amphituber]

Granted, the world is sucked into a black hole instead. I wish for Mario & Luigi: Dream Team early.

Granted, it's the Mario & Luigi equivalent of Sticker Star's failure. I wish anime had less fanservice.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, only for 1 minute.

I wish I was a Temura Wizard.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but then you die of a heart attack.

I wish for power.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, Link beats you with courage.

I wish I could make a good YTPMV.