Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[chillv]

I steal it.


I wish for some Ruppees.

I steal it!

I wish for 99,999 bells (the money currency in animal crossing)

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, they are counterfeit.


I wish for some pie.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, you get pi.

I wish for more .

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

Granted, she dies.


I wish for some food.

 

[marioman1213]

Granted, it's food that you eat and you are deadly allergic to, apparently.

I wish I was 's sibling.

 

[PrincessOfPeaches]

Granted. You turn into Wendy O Koopa.

I wish I could fly like a bird. Wee! :3

 

[marioman1213]

Granted, you turn into a Paragoomba and Mario kills you.

I wish I had a wish.

 

[PrincessOfPeaches]

Granted. You wish for a goat. The goat appears from mid air and rams into you.

I wish for gifts

 

[marioman1213]

Granted, one's a bomb that blows you up.

I wish I wish I wish I wish.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, granted granted granted.

I wish I could Live & Learn.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, you live the rest of your life learning complicated algebra.

I wish nothing bad happened to me or anyone I cared about.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but something bad happens to everyone else.

I wish 's were

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[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted.

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I wish I had a milkshake

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, it brings all the boys to the yard.

I wish I could make an epic mashup.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

granted, I steal it and get all the credit for it.

I wish I were at taco bell

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, it's bombed.

I wish I could make a Symphonic Rock Mashup.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, you become famous and then get assasinated.

I wish I was completely safe and out of harms way.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, only for a day.

I wish I could've watched DuckTales.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

granted, you watch 2 sec of it before the building is bombed by Fawfulcopters, killing all signs of life.

I wish I was permanently the ruler of the universe and all living things were permanently my slaves.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, you are assassinated on the second day of your term.

I wish I was free.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, a slave driver gets you for free.

I wish I could not die, and had infinite ice cream

 

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but the ice cream is tomato-flavored, and your life is forever cursed.

I wish Greenies were real.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, I turn up the AC.

I wish I had seven rings in hand.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

Granted, seven rings are embedded in the tissues of your hand.

I wish I could drink infinite Monster Energy without getting full, sick, or dying.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but the company goes out of business.

I wish I could go to Golden Forest.