Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, not all of people are stop being newbies.

I wish Google disabled search for "harlequin fetus/baby". That thing is gross..
 
Granted, but they won't disable pictures of dead bodies...

I wish I wasn't that tired all the time.
 
Granted, you're too hyper all of the time.

I wish I had a pet Roserade.
 
Granted, it is powerful and kicks you out from your house.

I wish a good wish was always a good wish.
 
Granted
i wish i took control of NIWA.
 
Granted, but you can't handle it.

I wish I had faster internet.
 
Granted, but it's faulty.

I wish I had Dark Star in possession.
 
Granted, it kills you.

I wish I had a car and driving license.
 
Granted but you crash youre own car.
I wish wikia was destoryed.
 
Granted but it comes back.
i wish Wikkii was more active.
 
Granted, it becomes so active that the servers slows down and crash.

I wish I could play on a Gamecube.
 
Granted but the gamecube breaks.
i wish the english national soccer team. won the world cup.
 
Granted, but you are allergic to mustard, which was on the hot dog.

I wish I had lots of ketchup.
 
granted but someone steals it.
i wish i owned Stockholm airport.
 
Granted, but Yoshi gets hungry and eats you.

I wish I was a professional swimmer.
 
Granted, but copies of the game contain high amounts of nuclear poison and are therefore recalled.[br]I wish I had more PM's.
 
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