Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, your plane exploded.

I wish i could go to Kazakhstan.
 
Granted, you fall down from a cliff.

I wish that McDonalds had better food.
 
Granted, it's poisoned.

I wish i was a millionaire
 
Granted, but the goverment forces you to donate 50% of your money.

I wish my room was always clean.
 
Granted but your cousin makes it dirty.
i wish there were more plane simulator games.
 
Granted, but it also explodes the Goal Pole.

I wish I never had a headache.
 
Granted but your head explodes from pressure.
i wish there was no such thing as athlete's foot.
 
Granted, it became athletes leg.

I wish I was on national TV.
 
Granted but people don't like you.

I wish Nintendo gave me all there videogames.
 
Granted, but they were faulty.

I wish my Wii worked.
 
Granted, it works so prefectly that it became smart and took over the world.

I wish people could stop fighting.
 
Granted, but because everyone stops fighting, they also stop thinking for themselves because everyone agrees with each other.

I wish animals could talk.
 
Granted, you fly over a volcano and then the jetpack suddenly stops working.

I wish I had a good thing.
 
Granted it became bad.

I wish I had unlimited water balloons.
 
Granted, but they all explode in your face.
I wish for a nuclear meltdown.
 
Granted, You tried to spend it and they didn't take them.

I wish i could win SM64DS without Mario.
 
Granted, but the game freezes and you are unable to play it again.

I wish I found oil.
 
Granted, some guy took it all.

I wish I was a bureaucrat.
 
Granted, bureaucrat on your own wiki.

I wish I won 1 million SEK on the lottery.
 
Granted, 1 million sek worth in water bottles.

I wish I owned MP3 and 4.
 
Granted, you own all rights to the MP3 and MP4-file formats, but the creators want back them.

I wish I had food.
 
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