Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted but it is poisoned.

I wish for a slave pet :yoshi:
 
granted but the characters tried to kill you.
i wish mario boards was famous.
 
Granted, but Iggy gets much dumber.

I wish that I had a Buzzy Beetle as a pet.
 
Granted, it died.

I wish that I own a Bowser's army weapon factory.
 
Granted, 80 Crockpot bombs were planted and it blew up.

I wish i had all 242 SMG2 Stars.
 
Granted, but your save file gets deleted.

I wish I owned the world's fastest computer.
 
Granted, but you crash on an airplane.

I wish I won Le Tour de France.
 
Granted, but Jean-Pierre Blanche steals your trophy.

I wish DK died.
 
Granted, but Cranky Kong gave him a new balloon.

I wish I went to outer space.
 
Granted, but you forgot your space suit could'nt breathe and died.

I wish i had Porple's rights on the wiki.
 
Granted, but you fail at controlling the server thus making the wiki die.

I wish I was really happy. ;D
 
Granted, but all your relatives die and you start crying.

I wish I could own a business.
 
Granted, you go bankrupt.

I wish I had glowing text.
 
Granted, the lightbulb burns out.

I wish I had lots of friends.
 
Granted, but they all betray you.

I wish for a mountain of hankerchiefs, so that when you're sad, you can use them to feel better to be able to fly.
 
Granted, but you hit a telephone pole.

I wish i could do anything.
 
Granted, you did a thing that made you go to jail.

I wish this was a good wish.
 
Granted, but it got ruined.

I wish people didn't swear so much.
 
Granted, they are replaced with annoying *bleep* sounds.

I wish I visited US.
 
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