Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but the butter was too melty.

I wish for ice cubes that never melt.
 
Granted, but you acedentally stuck one to your toungue....

I wish I could have a high five
 
Granted, but their hand had a sticky bomb on it

I wish i could get away with not bothering to do my work
 
Granted, but later on, you have a more strenuous workload to contend with

I wish this thread didn't die
 
It becomes boring and a drag to look at.

I wish I got an iPad Air.
 
Granted, you have to see the Sun imploding in 5 billion years.

I wish nobody is cut from Brawl to 3DS / Wii U.
 
Granted, Luigi would probably liberate that control by doing absolutely nothing.

I wish I could eat some pasta right now.
 
Granted but you're better at also jumping off cliffs and you won't hesitate to prove it

I wish the Magic School Bus aired for more seasons (and it didn't suck)
 
Granted, YOUR SUCKED INTO THE SHOW!!!

I wish I had pizza
 
Granted, it has anchovies on it.

I wish Fairly Odd Parents and SpongeBob SquarePants were cancelled.
 
granted, the whole wide world cries and the sea expands 100%

I wish I had a wiiu
 
The Wii U unrepairably breaks after it becomes your most prized possession, making you clinically depressed.

I wish asdf had 1000 more movies.
 
Granted, they are all terrible and you die from watching them.

I wish that I could run 100 miles per hour.
 
You don't look where you're going and run off the Grand Canyon.

I wish my body was always in perfect shape, and I didn't need to eat healthy or excercise.
 
Granted, your beauty and perfectness kills everyone you ever loved.

I wish I wasn't 13.
 
Granted, you become 1 year old and forget everything you learned.

I wish that Nintendo made the greatest video game ever. (Which means it won't suck)
 
Granted, it blows up your console.

I wish nothing bad happened to me, ever.
 
Granted, this world turns out to not be real and you get sucked out of it.

I wish I lived on Saturn without dying.
 
DragonFreak said:
Granted, but in order for that to happen, you have to spend eternity in a plastic bubble.
Click to expand...

I would actually like that.

@ Yoshi K:

Granted, but a space probe crashes into you, trapping you under it.

I wish I could Falcon Punch.
 
Granted, you end up punching yourself and going to the hospital.

I wish I became a mod.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back